Let me break it down for you:
Kep: Self loathing plute. Wants revolution to come but willing to wait 40 years for it until after he's dead and buried. Those Beltway cocktail parties don't attend themselves after all.
trix: Broke college kid who will be primary recipient of Bernie's largesse and is expecting to never have to work a day in his life.
tica: Searching for the fountain of middle age by embracing 60's style radical liberalism which was in vogue when he was in his 40's.
Scooby: Masochist who searches for bad news to play with himself to. Banned from the magazine aisle of every supermarket in the state of Minnesota.
Rover/Handy/etc: ConservaDems not completely on board with the glory of the Sanders campaign due to regular payoffs from Soros, the fossil fuel industry, the DNC and various other boogeymen.
I think that about covers it.