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Dead Thread 2021 -- If you're reading this, it isn't you.

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Denny Laine. Founding member of The Moody Blues, and went on to join Paul Mccartney as an original member of Wings. And writer of one of the best pop songs ever written.

 
The winner of the 1970s Pu-ssy Tontine is Eric Carmen, for outlasting Laine, Robin Gibb, and Dan Fogelberg.
 
rufus said:
Denny Laine. Founding member of The Moody Blues, and went on to join Paul Mccartney as an original member of Wings. And writer of one of the best pop songs ever written.

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Not his song, but definitely the most popular version. Great song either way, and unfortunate to hear about Laine's passing.
 
Deutsche Gopher Fan said:
So yesterday a grocery store clerk downtown Minneapolis died when someone impaled him with a golf club.

i don’t understand how that’s physically possible
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To give a serious answer here:

Golf clubs are incredibly easy to break/snap the shaft. When that happens, you often have sharp edges that can easily cut into flesh if applied in a stabbing motion. So it was likely done with someone being hit with the club, the head breaking off in the process of that, and then the person falling up by stabbing them with the remainder of the handle.
 
RaceBoarder said:
To give a serious answer here:

Golf clubs are incredibly easy to break/snap the shaft. When that happens, you often have sharp edges that can easily cut into flesh if applied in a stabbing motion. So it was likely done with someone being hit with the club, the head breaking off in the process of that, and then the person falling up by stabbing them with the remainder of the handle.
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Yep. Guy beat him with club, gouged his eyes, head of club fell off and then the guy impaled him from one side to the other. Poor guy was conscious when someone found him but appeared to pass out from shock when he was lifted off floor

thanks Reagan for closing all the mental hospitals
 
Deutsche Gopher Fan said:
Yep. Guy beat him with club, gouged his eyes, head of club fell off and then the guy impaled him from one side to the other. Poor guy was conscious when someone found him but appeared to pass out from shock when he was lifted off floor

thanks Reagan for closing all the mental hospitals
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Well, you know, they were expensive.
 
burd said:
Bad shank, lost his head, and went for the hole in one.
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For some reason this made me think of the following:

Pauly caught a bullet
But it only hit his leg
Well it should have been a better shot
And got him in the head
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
 
Kepler said:
Darwin Award nominee.

(Although for MA the average intelligence may actually have dropped.)
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Tough week at the Kowloon....a few days earlier there was a massive brawl. Video showed a woman picking up a full liquor bottle and smacking some guy upside the head. Unlike the movies, the bottle did not shatter.
 
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