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Dead Thread - 2020

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Annie Glenn, astronaut and Senator John Glenn's widow. She was 100. She and her husband had been married 73 years when he passed away 3 years ago.
 
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Kepler said:
I'd have thought he was 90. Srsly, wasn't that sh-t 70 years ago?
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Nah - he just looked that old! I recall the rumor that he was actually John Holmes of the old 8mm porno loop fame. obviously that was not him even from a distance you could see that he did not tip over forward at all.
 
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DrDemento said:
Nah - he just looked that old! I recall the rumor that he was actually John Holmes of the old 8mm porno loop fame. obviously that was not him even from a distance you could see that he did not tip over forward at all.
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I remember there was a rumor going around years ago that Osmond was Alice Cooper.
 
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DrDemento said:
Nah - he just looked that old! I recall the rumor that he was actually John Holmes of the old 8mm porno loop fame. obviously that was not him even from a distance you could see that he did not tip over forward at all.
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I kinda see the resemblance.
 
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jericho said:
Dude, not cool. I thought <strike>Jenny finally killed him</strike> DrDemento died.
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If i did, you can count on the fact that i will haunt you forever!! not ready to go just yet but I have thought about how i would choose to go if I did. I decided i wanted to be shot in the back by some jealous husband just after I had sex with his 22 year old wife. Of course i would want him to wait and break in only after i had finished.
 
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DrDemento said:
If i did, you can count on the fact that i will haunt you forever!! not ready to go just yet but I have thought about how i would choose to go if I did. I decided i wanted to be shot in the back by some jealous husband just after I had sex with his 22 year old wife. Of course i would want him to wait and break in only after i had finished.
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Oddly specific. Go on.
 
DrDemento said:
If i did, you can count on the fact that i will haunt you forever!! not ready to go just yet but I have thought about how i would choose to go if I did. I decided i wanted to be shot in the back by some jealous husband just after I had sex with his 22 year old wife. Of course i would want him to wait and break in only after i had finished.
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So.......10 seconds?
 
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DrDemento said:
If i did, you can count on the fact that i will haunt you forever!! not ready to go just yet but I have thought about how i would choose to go if I did. I decided i wanted to be shot in the back by some jealous husband just after I had sex with his 22 year old wife. Of course i would want him to wait and break in only after i had finished.
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now THAT is some kinky facial :p
 
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DrDemento said:
If i did, you can count on the fact that i will haunt you forever!! not ready to go just yet but I have thought about how i would choose to go if I did. I decided i wanted to be shot in the back by some jealous husband just after I had sex with his 22 year old wife. Of course i would want him to wait and break in only after i had finished.
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On your tombstone would be the classic line: "He came and went"
 
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DrDemento said:
if you could have your choice - what would you choose? Leaving natural causes at age 115 as not a viable selection.
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When my 1st wife was terminally ill, my PCP told me his family knew his last wishes were Tahiti, Ativan & morphine. No Tahiti but I was able to get her the rest and that’s how I’d like to go. Well, I’d take Tahiti too!
 
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