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DC Sexual Assault Thread: We needed one...

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joe torre
al gore
mitch albom
susan Sarandon
keith richards
huma aberdin
Justin beiber
taylor swift
al Sharpton
Jamie Dixon
don imus
 
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Obama. Not political, but as pres, and let's face it, he was not a critter...you don't think he had potential side-chicks comin' at him?
 
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Brenthoven said:
Obama. Not political, but as pres, and let's face it, he was not a critter...you don't think he had potential side-chicks comin' at him?
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No way. We've had this discussion before, there are probably only 2 or 3 POTUSes in US history that have never cheated on a wife or sig other at some point. Buchanan ("confirmed bachelor"), Carter (a religious fool), and Obama (Michelle would've beat his arse).

If we're talking perv pools and taking bets, I would love to see Al Sharpton go down. Imagine the media firestorm he'd stir up.

EDIT: Add a 4th. I doubt Tricky Dick cheated on Pat, ever. He came from a very religious family, despite his lack of political scruples.
 
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Only 3 or 4? I think that's an under-estimation. However, I will concede to your point of Michelle beating his arse until no tomorrow. JFK, Clinton, FDR, that are proven. That's just proven. I have to imagine way back in the day there were 3-4 others.

Going with a more surprising pick, that's all.

Double edit: mis-read your post as only 3-4 did cheat. My bad.
 
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Brenthoven said:
Only 3 or 4? I think that's an under-estimation. However, I will concede to your point of Michelle beating his arse until no tomorrow. JFK, Clinton, FDR, that are proven. That's just proven. I have to imagine way back in the day there were 3-4 others.
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Harding definitely had at least one affair - that's documented. Coolidge and Hoover actually seemed pretty straight-laced.
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Harding definitely had at least one affair - that's documented. Coolidge and Hoover actually seemed pretty straight-laced.
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I just can't imagine Obama, which is why I chose him. ;) I would say Weird Al, but that is such the obvious oddball guess, and he's not in DC. ;)
 
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Brenthoven said:
I would say Weird Al, but that is such the obvious oddball guess, and he's not in DC. ;)
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I can see Weird Al screwing up and having an affair. Neil Young has a story about hitting fame and groupies suddenly going from girls who are too pretty for you to girls so beautiful they actually make your brain melt. I can easily imagine a polka-playing architecture student losing his head when he suddenly became a target of their interest.

But if Weird Al was guilty of sexual assault I think I might just jump off a bridge.
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
IIRC, you're the one who said that first, when we've posted on this topic before. :p
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Show me. If I said that that was wrong of me.

I hate the whole "Obama is only good because the orangutan will beat him up" thing. Not saying you meant that, but that's what I see on the right. I hate that sexist, racist sh-t. Again, not accusing you, but that's how it comes across to me.
 
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Interesting poll.

I would have liked to have seen crosstabs on "have you experienced the following behavior..." Using the blanket term with no definition makes this poll much less effective.
 
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dxmnkd316 said:
The comments trump made today. My god.
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"Look, he said he didn't do it."

It's the exact same line he used when defending Putin and the Russian election tampering. He's a very smart man, went to an Ivy League school, you know.
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
No way. We've had this discussion before, there are probably only 2 or 3 POTUSes in US history that have never cheated on a wife or sig other at some point. Buchanan ("confirmed bachelor"), Carter (a religious fool), and Obama (Michelle would've beat his arse).

If we're talking perv pools and taking bets, I would love to see Al Sharpton go down. Imagine the media firestorm he'd stir up.

EDIT: Add a 4th. I doubt Tricky Dick cheated on Pat, ever. He came from a very religious family, despite his lack of political scruples.
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I'd wager both Adams boys were clean. Maybe Washington, but that's more of a hope, and knowing that the money in his family came from Martha's side of the family.
 
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St. Clown said:
I'd wager both Adams boys were clean. Maybe Washington, but that's more of a hope, and knowing that the money in his family came from Martha's side of the family.
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Washington was a playa.

JQA spent his formative years in Paris so I assume he knew his way around the boulevards.

Presidents I would guess were faithful:

Too Dour: Coolidge, Adams

Too Thumper: Carter, McKinley?, Garfield?

Too Gay: Buchanon, Lincoln

Actually Honest to God Faithful: Jackson, Obama, Nixon

No Idea: All the other ones from 1830 to 1880
 
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