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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

And one time, a dad tied the load down without saying "that's not going anywhere." The knot came undone and the load ended up scattered on the highway. All his friends never let him forget, and this is why all Dads must say "that's not going anywhere" when securing cargo.
 
Did you hear about the artist who created a new super hero to battle against Batman?

He named him Catman.

What's Catman do, you ask?

It's the capital of Nepal.
 
I was a goddamn professional!

Jäger hangovers were the worst, short of maybe tequila. Jäg gave the worst rotgut because of all the sugar, but tequila gave the worst all-day headache and strongest desire to die. Tough call between the two.
 
From PTI opening:
Frank: Tony, National Geographic reports that there are noxious gases emanating from Mars
Tony: I heard that about Uranus
 
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