Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

[jericho]

I always knew Hoe would become president at some point.

He was just Biden his time

 

[MissThundercat]

You don't have two wolves inside you.

You have a possum and a frog.

They replaced your lungs.

You have 5 seconds to live.

 

[wolverineTrumpet]

I'm ok with college athletes being paid, except Tennessee, they're Volunteers.

 

[ticapnews]

Terriers, Huskies, Bulldogs etc get paid in Milk Bones?

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Terriers, Huskies, Bulldogs etc get paid in Milk Bones?

Real working huskies are paid in rabbit meat and/or peanut butter Kongs.

 

[ticapnews]

Someone asked me if I had plans for fall and it took me a minute to realize they meant "autumn" and not "the collapse of civilization"

 

[MissThundercat]

Kurt Cobain is throwing a party. The invitation says "come as you are, as you were, as I want you be."

 

[ticapnews]

 

[MissThundercat]

My girlfriend asked me to stop listening to Hall & Oates.

I know her kiss is on my lips, but I can't go for that.

 

[busterman62]

My girlfriend asked me to stop listening to Hall & Oates.

I know her kiss is on my lips, but I can't go for that.

It appears that You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling. Maybe you should consider Starting All Over Again

 

[MissThundercat]

It appears that You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling. Maybe you should consider Starting All Over Again

Sara smile. You're a rich girl, not a maneater. Now come on, we need to go. Private eyes are watching you.

 

[busterman62]

Sara smile. You're a rich girl, not a maneater. Now come on, we need to go. Private eyes are watching you.

Say It Isn't So. I am old so I don't remember much about the Method Of Modern Love but you and your girl should be able to fix things with a little Adult Education if you work at it One On One

These guys got too much air time back in the days

 

[MissThundercat]

My girlfriend dumped me because I wouldn't stop listening to Celine Dion, but through the Power of Love, My Heart Will Go On.

And I won't stop making Celine Dion jokes, even If You Ask Me To.

 

[MissThundercat]

A BMW employee quit yesterday.

Gave no indication he was leaving.

 

[aparch]

It appears that You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling. Maybe you should consider Starting All Over Again

 

[Scarlet]

A BMW employee quit yesterday.

Gave no indication he was leaving.

I......don't get this one.

 

[MissThundercat]

I......don't get this one.

BMW turn signals are called indicators.

BMW drivers are notorious for not using their turn signals/"indicators."

 

[wolverineTrumpet]

Did you hear about the broken guitar that's for sale?
It comes with no strings attached

 

[MissThundercat]

Got fired from the clock factory.

All I did was take some time off.

 

[St. Clown]