MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
What is the meaning of procrastination?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same
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MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
I asked a taxidermist what they do for a living.
They said "oh, you know... stuff."
They said "oh, you know... stuff."
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding. But when I show up and curse their firstborn, I'm the asshole?
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
If a bus station is where the bus stops and a train station is where the train stops, we know what a work station is.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
What NOT to say in the bedroom:
"This is being recorded for quality assurance and training purposes."
"This is being recorded for quality assurance and training purposes."
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
There are three wolves inside you:
One shakes it once and that's fine.
One shakes it twice and that's okay.
One shakes it three times and is playing with themselves again.
One shakes it once and that's fine.
One shakes it twice and that's okay.
One shakes it three times and is playing with themselves again.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
There are 6 wolves inside of you:
One is an older version of you
One is perverted like you
One would go down on you in a theater
One would speak eloquently
One would have your baby
And one would make a really excellent mother.
One is an older version of you
One is perverted like you
One would go down on you in a theater
One would speak eloquently
One would have your baby
And one would make a really excellent mother.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Big dick energy this, small dick energy that.
Why doesn't anyone talk about RENEWABLE dick energy? SUSTAINABLE dick energy? Organic, grass-fed, non-GMO dick energy?
Why doesn't anyone talk about RENEWABLE dick energy? SUSTAINABLE dick energy? Organic, grass-fed, non-GMO dick energy?
beaverhockeyfan
Well-known member
Just seeing this thread now. I have been using Dad Jokes this summer in my email signature at work, changing it daily.
I got kicked out of the nativity play because I kept singing Nickelback…I guess I never made it as a wise man.
I was going to write a joke about sewing…But I couldn’t come up with any good material.
I tried watching a documentary about geese. It was rated R...Way too much fowl language.
I got kicked out of the nativity play because I kept singing Nickelback…I guess I never made it as a wise man.
I was going to write a joke about sewing…But I couldn’t come up with any good material.
I tried watching a documentary about geese. It was rated R...Way too much fowl language.