Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

[ticapnews]

They installed a watergate.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

THREE (I assume a 4th is out of view) whole-ass armed observation towers? What are we guarding here, a prison moat?

 

[Kepler]

They installed a watergate.

You win the thread. Again.

 

[MissThundercat]

Cop: ma'am, we found your brother's body. They did a number on the corpse. Want to help identify the body?

Me: Reese? That's Reese, and those are Reese's pieces. *sobs*

 

[MissThundercat]

My neighbor banged on my door at 3 AM, asking me to keep it down and show a little respect around here.

I replied "I'm not a big Erasure fan, but anything for you!"

 

[ticapnews]

Disclaimer: Must be a fossil to get that reference...

 

[MissThundercat]

If astronauts hang out at the Space Bar, who picks up the tab? Can they escape? Can they control anything? Is there an end to this?

 

[ticapnews]

If astronauts hang out at the Space Bar, who picks up the tab? Can they escape? Can they control anything? Is there an end to this?

They have to wait for the end of the shift. Then they can go home.

 

[wolverineTrumpet]

They have to wait for the end of the shift. Then they can go home.

My function is to insert another joke.

 

[state of hockey]

I was going to put this in the movie thread, but it works better here.

 

[MissThundercat]

Her: I have a Mommy kink.

Me: We have food at home.

 

[MissThundercat]

I no longer run marathons, so my 26.2 stickers have taken a different meaning, including Oreos and mozzarella sticks I can eat in one sitting.