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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

Papa Mole, Mama Mole, and Baby Moles are in a tunnel under a grocery store.

"I smell sugar," said Papa Mole.

They walked further along. "I smell honey," said Papa Mole.

They walked a bit more. "I smell maple syrup."

After the family was past the grocery store, the Baby Moles asked Mama Mole if she could smell it too. "Yes, but not as strong," said Mama Mole.

Then Mama Mole asked the babies if they could smell anything.

"To be honest," said the babies, "all we could smell were molasses."
 
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