Covfefe-19 Part 9: Shelter In Place is Temporary, but Wu-Tang is Forever

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

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I think we stopped being a civilized society a while ago. Was it when we elected a black man?

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

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Git up some courage!

What’s next, trump asking his “warriors” to forgo pay for a month too, so all these poor business can get back on their feet?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">let's all take medical advice from the tv host famous for saying he hasn't washed his hands in ten years <a href="https://t.co/HC9H6NKgk3">https://t.co/HC9H6NKgk3</a></p>— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) <a href="https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1258444162963308545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 7, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[rufus]

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Git up some courage!

What’s next, trump asking his “warriors” to forgo pay for a month too, so all these poor business can get back on their feet?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">let's all take medical advice from the tv host famous for saying he hasn't washed his hands in ten years <a href="https://t.co/HC9H6NKgk3">https://t.co/HC9H6NKgk3</a></p>— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) <a href="https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1258444162963308545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 7, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

To that, I say, you first.

And take Mitch, Lyndsey, the rest of the Republican hoaxers, and Donnie's administration with you.

Notice he's not at the Fox studios?

 

[Scarlet]

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President’s valet tests positive.

https://www.tmz.com/2020/05/07/president-trump-valet-tests-positive-coronavirus/

As I’ve previously said, he’s so repulsive even the virus wants no part of him. He won’t catch this.

 

[Kepler]

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I think that's Rube, but I don't want to put words in anyone's mouth.

Sh-t.

You're right.

<img src="https://patch.com/img/cdn/users/87212/2012/01/raw/a8108dbc528815fb83a9d7da31ec9bf9.jpg" height=300>

 

[alfablue]

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Git up some courage!

What’s next, trump asking his “warriors” to forgo pay for a month too, so all these poor business can get back on their feet?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">let's all take medical advice from the tv host famous for saying he hasn't washed his hands in ten years <a href="https://t.co/HC9H6NKgk3">https://t.co/HC9H6NKgk3</a></p>— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) <a href="https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1258444162963308545?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 7, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Yea, have some courage, got to work even if they don't want you. Fox should be supporting your personal freedom to get sick and spread it around. Hopefully to a bunch of people just like you. Organize a rally or two, as well.

 

[Kepler]

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Rube (and other reopeners), I'm genuinely and non-snarkily interested in what you think of this story.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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As I’ve previously said, he’s so repulsive even the virus wants no part of him. He won’t catch this.

I think Dump already had it and was asymptomatic. The doofus' body runs on pure cholesterol at this point, so...

 

[Kepler]

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I think Dump already had it and was asymptomatic. The doofus' body runs on pure cholesterol at this point, so...

His body is made entirely of cheesy poof. There's nothing for the disease to feed off. He kills it.

Srsly, the fat f-ck is an ambulatory butter sculpture.

 

[burd]

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But that dispassionate assessment of the situation should not be read as advocacy that my local brewpub re-open today.

You say that, but you have that still in the barn, no?

 

[Kepler]

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You say that, but you have that still in the barn, no?

Keep out the competition.

(Like every flyover doesn't have a still next to their prize hog.)

 

[Spartanforlife4]

I think Dump already had it and was asymptomatic. The doofus' body runs on pure cholesterol at this point, so...

There were so many stories of “person Trump interacted with in last x days tests positive” from multiple meetings with people across the globe that I can’t believe he didn’t get it. I mean, anything is possible, but thats some good luck from someone who very clearly wasn’t following any distancing guidelines.

I’m actually more surprised there wasn’t an outbreak among Congress given Rand Paul had it while in the Senate and using the gym.

 

[rufus]

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There were so many stories of “person Trump interacted with in last x days tests positive” from multiple meetings with people across the globe that I can’t believe he didn’t get it. I mean, anything is possible, but thats some good luck from someone who very clearly wasn’t following any distancing guidelines.

I’m actually more surprised there wasn’t an outbreak among Congress given Rand Paul had it while in the Senate and using the gym.

We've got time. I mean, what the average age there, 82?

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

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If he had it, we’d have heard it 100x a day about how his super body beat it off like a fly

 

[walrus]

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Rube (and other reopeners), I'm genuinely and non-snarkily interested in what you think of this story.

He didn't like what it said and if released would hurt his election chances. I can see opening some stores up but Maine opened tattoo parlors wt f is up with that? Restaurants are freaking out up here, they make there money from now until mid oct. Little chance of survival if they don't open this summer.

 

[Spartanforlife4]

He didn't like what it said and if released would hurt his election chances. I can see opening some stores up but Maine opened tattoo parlors wt f is up with that? Restaurants are freaking out up here, they make there money from now until mid oct. Little chance of survival if they don't open this summer.

One story I couldn’t believe was when Georgia opened up, one tattoo artist said his shop saw 50 people that weekend. I was stunned. I could see a few, but there were that many people itching to get tattoos that rushed out the door as soon as they had the chance?

Meanwhile most of the restaurants they contacted said they still weren’t comfortable opening up the dining room yet. Except Waffle House.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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One story I couldn’t believe was when Georgia opened up, one tattoo artist said his shop saw 50 people that weekend. I was stunned. I could see a few, but there were that many people itching to get tattoos that rushed out the door as soon as they had the chance?

Probably the ones getting jingoistic 'Murica tatts to own the libs.

 

[Handyman]

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One story I couldn’t believe was when Georgia opened up, one tattoo artist said his shop saw 50 people that weekend. I was stunned. I could see a few, but there were that many people itching to get tattoos that rushed out the door as soon as they had the chance?

Meanwhile most of the restaurants they contacted said they still weren’t comfortable opening up the dining room yet. Except Waffle House.

Eating at Waffle House makes you temporarily immune to all disease. Your body goes into shock and the immune system triples to handle the load of disease, cholesterol and missing chromosomes.

 

[state of hockey]

Probably the ones getting jingoistic 'Murica tatts to own the libs.

I was impressed by them getting through that large of a population, then remembered that swastikas are pretty easy to draw.

 

[rufus]

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Eating at Waffle House makes you temporarily immune to all disease. Your body goes into shock and the immune system triples to handle the load of disease, cholesterol and missing chromosomes.

I was gonna say, 'rona virus can't survive inside a Waffle House.