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Covfefe-19 - Part 4- Stay the **** Home

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is really great news! I am so happy I can barely speak. He may have been a terrible presidential candidate and an even worse U.S. Senator, but he is a RINO, and I like him a lot! <a href="https://t.co/42zpWW9vzy">https://t.co/42zpWW9vzy</a></p>— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1242777450662244352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 25, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The conservative chorus pushing Trump to end social distancing <a href="https://t.co/DpRjWLHUXl">https://t.co/DpRjWLHUXl</a></p>— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) <a href="https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1242829074529161216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 25, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
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Kepler said:
That's Colorado Springs. That's ground zero for Evangy F-cktardery in the world. It's a beautiful area but Dr. Mrs. and I specifically vetoed moving there because the people are so doorstop stupid.
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Every time I’d go there for work I’d see people praying at fast food joints.

I’d stay at hotel near focus on the family hq. I’d see gift bags for them at the hotel check in desk. I brought condoms with me and would slip them into their gift bags when front desk was busy.
 
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What I don't get is how we're an order of magnitude lower in deaths/1MM population than Span, France, Italy, Iran, Netherlands, Switzerland, and Belgium (or two orders in the case of Italy). I get that we're a week or two behind the other countries, but I figured we'd have started to catch up by now. When you compare this graph:
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to this graph:

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It would seem we have far, far more cases than any other country at this point. But the deaths have been significantly less through the entire timeline. I assume this is just the calm before the storm. THe median days between onset of symptoms and death was something like 10-14 days. Also, holy **** is that anxiety-provoking. You cough and wonder.

Anyways, I just don't want to get lulled into a sense of security as this becomes the new normal. People thinking, "well, I haven't caught it yet, so I probably won't" and then we get an explosion of cases again.
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Both Community Based Testing Sites in Dallas have reached its federal testing limit for the day. The federal limit is 250 tests, per site each day. <br><br>Both testing sites will resume testing tomorrow at 8 a.m. <a href="https://t.co/sBk0vR948c">https://t.co/sBk0vR948c</a></p>— City of Dallas (@CityOfDallas) <a href="https://twitter.com/CityOfDallas/status/1242591724020662279?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 24, 2020</a></blockquote>
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I'm sorry, but this doesn't compute. Like, this has to be an Onion headline, right?
 
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We don’t wanna be socialist like Venezuela so we can’t active production act!
You have strict test limit! And store shelves are empty. Yeah...
 
Kepler said:
Man, that is bad. They only started generating non-trivial numbers a couple days ago so they should be many days from their peak.

Big cities in red states are in severe danger:

Code: 
Houston
Phoenix
San Antonio
Dallas
Austin
Jacksonville
Fort Worth
Columbus
Charlotte
Indianapolis
El Paso
Nashville
Memphis
Oklahoma City
Louisville
Tucson
Mesa
Atlanta
Kansas City
Miami
Raleigh
Omaha
Tulsa
Arlington
Tampa
Wichita
Cleveland
Corpus Christi
Lexington
St. Louis
Cincinnati

A literal killer combination of large, dense population plus lazy, ignorant, incompetent governance.
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NC has a Dem Govenor. So that has helped some. Durham is on shelter in place offically. I'd expect the rest of the state to be so soon as well.

Unofficially it was already recommended of course.
 
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Deutsche Gopher Fan said:
Every time I’d go there for work I’d see people praying at fast food joints.

I’d stay at hotel near focus on the family hq. I’d see gift bags for them at the hotel check in desk. I brought condoms with me and would slip them into their gift bags when front desk was busy.
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You are my hero.
 
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Deutsche Gopher Fan said:
I’d stay at hotel near focus on the family hq. I’d see gift bags for them at the hotel check in desk. I brought condoms with me and would slip them into their gift bags when front desk was busy.
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holy hell my sides hurt. Please tell me this is true.
 
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<img src="https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/3U6XVB5PFY52NFY5ROC24USP74.jpg&w=600" height=300><img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Map_-_College_Hockey_-_all_men%27s_D-I_locations.svg/1200px-Map_-_College_Hockey_-_all_men%27s_D-I_locations.svg.png" height=300>

Makes perfect sense to me.
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Cuomo slams the Senate's $2 trillion bill, which has $3.8 billion for New York, which he says will actually end up running a $9-$15 billion deficit because of the coronavirus. The House bill had $17 billion for New York. "We are frugal. I'm telling you these numbers don't work."</p>— Lydia DePillis 😬 (@lydiadepillis) <a href="https://twitter.com/lydiadepillis/status/1242839673401159680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 25, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
dxmnkd316 said:
holy hell my sides hurt. Please tell me this is true.
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It’s true. I couldn’t stand the hypocrites I’d encounter being that close to Focus HQ so I started bringing the condoms. God knows I don’t want them reproducing
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NEW - and scary: <br><br>New York City’s morgues are nearly FULL and are expected to hit capacity NEXT WEEK.<br><br>City officials have briefed the Department of Homeland Security on the situation, sources say.<br><br>From <a href="https://twitter.com/woodruffbets?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@woodruffbets</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/dlippman?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@dlippman</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/aeis17?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@aeis17</a>: <a href="https://t.co/yD1M4ozR58">https://t.co/yD1M4ozR58</a></p>— Ryan Hutchins (@ryanhutchins) <a href="https://twitter.com/ryanhutchins/status/1242837364017430528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 25, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
 
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I imagine this is not a fun place to work under the best of conditions, but right now with toddlers running the federal government it must be hell.
 
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Deutsche Gopher Fan said:
Every time I’d go there for work I’d see people praying at fast food joints.

I’d stay at hotel near focus on the family hq. I’d see gift bags for them at the hotel check in desk. I brought condoms with me and would slip them into their gift bags when front desk was busy.
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SOunds like word is out that MN will go SIP. To be announced at 2 PM.
 
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