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Covfefe-19 2020 part the second: Wash Your Hands

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aparch said:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="fr" dir="ltr">Six minutes apart. <a href="https://t.co/rrtO3rnXk7">pic.twitter.com/rrtO3rnXk7</a></p>— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1237032358479564801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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If Azar doesn't want people getting in his way, may I suggest looking at the 25th amendment?
 
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Deutsche Gopher Fan said:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">CPAC and now a church... is coronavirus targeting the religious right? Tune in to <a href="https://twitter.com/JudgeJeanine?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JudgeJeanine</a> tonight to find out.</p>— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) <a href="https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1237037072604639233?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
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If these trends continue let's not be too hasty about containing it.
 
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I've got to imagine chances are pretty high some of our lawmakers and/or candidates will contract it. Many are higher risk due to their age, including Trump, Sanders, and Biden...
 
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They should curtail the grip and grin portion of campaigning.
 
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Prison riots in Italy due to visitor restrictions
 
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French Rage said:
I don't trust him, I only trust Jim Bakker!
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Fair point.

Bakker has been at it for fifty years, now. I wonder how much he has fleeced his rubes for. Gross, not net. I wonder if he's hit a billion.

A rocky start, but he's in Pat Robertson / Jerry Falwell territory now.

Oh, man. I've got it. We need a Grifter Hall of Fame. Inductees receive a Dump wig.
 
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aparch said:
To tour the HoF, is it true that you need to have five friends buy tickets then your ticket is free?
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Yes, but you have to buy the five tickets on spec.

Also, the actual physical building of the HoF is being financed by advanced subscription and there have been some unforseen delays...
 
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Prison riots in Italy due to visitor restrictions
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27 people die of alcohol poisoning in Iran. They heard alcohol can kill the virus, but since there is no consumable alcohol available in Iran, they drank the industrial stuff.

I figure by the time this is all over we'll probably see 10,000 people worldwide who die of the virus, and another 50,000 people worldwide who die doing stupid acts as a result of fear of the virus.
 
SJHovey said:
27 people die of alcohol poisoning in Iran. They heard alcohol can kill the virus, but since there is no consumable alcohol available in Iran, they drank the industrial stuff.

I figure by the time this is all over we'll probably see 10,000 people worldwide who die of the virus, and another 50,000 people worldwide who die doing stupid acts as a result of fear of the virus.
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So less than common flu :p
 
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1,800 new cases in Italy today
97 new deaths
 
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SJHovey said:
27 people die of alcohol poisoning in Iran. They heard alcohol can kill the virus, but since there is no consumable alcohol available in Iran, they drank the industrial stuff.

I figure by the time this is all over we'll probably see 10,000 people worldwide who die of the virus, and another 50,000 people worldwide who die doing stupid acts as a result of fear of the virus.
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Remember when South Africa first got the HIF epidemic? People were actually led to believe that if you had sex with an infant, it would rid you of the virus. I'm not kidding. It was a horrible, horrible thing that was going on there. Many believed it and did just that.

If people can be led to believe an unimaginable act could cure them, then there truly is no hope for Humankind. Our stupidity will kill us all.
 
SJHovey said:
27 people die of alcohol poisoning in Iran. They heard alcohol can kill the virus, but since there is no consumable alcohol available in Iran, they drank the industrial stuff.

I figure by the time this is all over we'll probably see 10,000 people worldwide who die of the virus, and another 50,000 people worldwide who die doing stupid acts as a result of fear of the virus.
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Like the idiots climbing rafters at Costco for the last pallet of Lysol wipes
 
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