This is a conspiracy theory and technical question rolled into one...my dad called me a couple times today and both times immediately after we hung up I got a spam call. Do you think someone somewhere can tell I just hung up and decided that was the right time to place the call? I’ve had phases years ago where I used to get a lot but at this point I only get maybe one every week or two. It just seems like an incredibly weird coincidence.
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Conspiracy Theories: JFK, RFK, and Stevie Wonder Can See!
- Thread starter MissThundercat
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Kepler
Cornell Big Red
That's Republican America. Remember the people from high school you only crossed paths with in gym?
Those mouthbreathers are still out there.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
In general, as an American observing Americans...
A fair amount of Americans (not all, but a good amount) heard Pink Floyd say "we don't need no education, we don't need no thought control" and took that literally.
FadeToBlack&Gold
Kettle Medallion
The beauty and curse of America is that you have the right to be objectively, pigheadedly wrong in your opinions. Even when all the vetted evidence says otherwise, you can make up your own evidence or just go with your gut fee-fees.
MinnesotaNorthStar
Minding the gap
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
I saw this mentioned on Maher and thought, "seriously?" I should have thought, "that was inevitable."
Presumably the ship was disabled by the Jewish Space Laser.
FadeToBlack&Gold
Kettle Medallion
I suppose that's possible, but given that it happened at their Hong Kong press facility I would lean towards Beijing being involved.
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
If the CPC wants something closed it's closed, not ransacked.
Plus I assume the PRC is quite happy with crazy conspiracy theories spreading FUD through America's 50M strong short bus set. "When your enemy is making a mistake, don't interrupt him."
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
There are no Hot Pockets. There are only Cold Pockets. You are expected to supply the heat yourself.
DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES.
DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
Last week, I was sitting at the coffee shop in the Meijer where I work and we were talking about Colonial Pipeline. The barista, who I normally like, was saying it was caused by Biden. Another customer told her it was a hack (supposedly), and the barista responds with "that's what they want you to think." Urrgghhh....
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
My Earth Science teacher taught us there are no Cold Pockets, only Absence of Heat Pockets.
aparch
Well-known member
Saw a good one on TikTok earlier...
The government created COVID to infect the population. It then helped created the vaccine which protects against its own virus. The freedumb group is actively avoiding getting the vaccine.
What if the government unleashes SuperCOVID, which only those who have been vaccinated are immune to? The government *wants* its good little soldiers who will listen to their every whim, so those who wore masks and are vaccinated are exactly who the government wants to keep.
The freedumb people are exposing themselves to the government as being expendable by refusing the vaccine.
The government created COVID to infect the population. It then helped created the vaccine which protects against its own virus. The freedumb group is actively avoiding getting the vaccine.
What if the government unleashes SuperCOVID, which only those who have been vaccinated are immune to? The government *wants* its good little soldiers who will listen to their every whim, so those who wore masks and are vaccinated are exactly who the government wants to keep.
The freedumb people are exposing themselves to the government as being expendable by refusing the vaccine.
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
This makes perfect sense, since now that we are vaccinated, there is a SuperCOVID which only those who have been vaccinated are immune to.
It's called COVID.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Along that same line ... that thing that activates when you switch the wall switch is a darkness absorber.
Flip the switch to power it and it absorbs what it can of the darkness in the room. It can't do a great job behind objects; it needs a straighter path to the darkness to absorb it. Turn the switch back off and the darkness leaks back out. Break the unit when activated and the darkness absorbed spills back into the room.
The Sicatoka
Kicizapi Cetan
Nah, the better flavor of that is:
- invented virus
- free testing (to collect DNA)
- but you pay for the vaccine (and who's makin' the buck)
RaceBoarder
Waiting for the Snow to fly...
Yea... Big Government did this and not that Darwin guy =)
Kepler
Cornell Big Red
"You tricked us by knowing we're stupid!"
RaceBoarder
Waiting for the Snow to fly...
This does spur creativity, so I'll give them that.
I mean it's no different than ancient people using religion to explain what they don't understand.