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Re: Campaign 2016 Part XIX: Escape from the Planet of Debates
This is odd.
Ted Cruz is, of course, a cold-blooded humorless lizard, an experimental virus grown in a vat of slime at Heritage Foundation and trained as a hatchling with electric shocks to respond to any question only with garbled misunderstandings of Friedrich Hayek or fundamentalist Christian bumper sticker slogans. He is a toad and a Tartuffe and a personification of anal sack cancer; a mincing, oleaginous clot of rancid mayonnaise in the corner of a gym locker, the cheesy sebaceous effluvia from a cyst on the vaginal lips of Phyllis Schlafly's moldering corpse, and yet...
... and yet I have never heard of him doing a stupid thing until just now.
This is odd.
Ted Cruz is, of course, a cold-blooded humorless lizard, an experimental virus grown in a vat of slime at Heritage Foundation and trained as a hatchling with electric shocks to respond to any question only with garbled misunderstandings of Friedrich Hayek or fundamentalist Christian bumper sticker slogans. He is a toad and a Tartuffe and a personification of anal sack cancer; a mincing, oleaginous clot of rancid mayonnaise in the corner of a gym locker, the cheesy sebaceous effluvia from a cyst on the vaginal lips of Phyllis Schlafly's moldering corpse, and yet...
... and yet I have never heard of him doing a stupid thing until just now.
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