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Business, Economics, and Taxes: Eat Cereal for Dinner

 
Breakfast is easy. Pretty hard to screw that up.

So you've not been to England, then?

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Ahh, the empire so obsessed with hoarding spices from around the globe but never using any for their own food...
Bacon: Raw
Every other meat: Burned

In heaven, the Italians are the lovers, the Germans are the mechanics, the French cook the food, and the British are the police
In hell, the French are the lovers, the Italians are the mechanics, the British cook the food, and the Germans are the police
 
Ireland and Scotland have good breakfast...never been to England but they suck at everything so why wouldnt they suck at breakfast?
 
I heard it as:

In heaven, the Italians are the lovers, the Germans are the mechanics, the French are the chefs, the Norwegians write the code, and the British are the police.
In hell, the Norwegians are the lovers, the Italians are the mechanics, the British are the chefs, the French write the code, and the Germans are the police.
 
A modern update. :) However, I would try to exchange Norwegians for Poles or Serbians. I'm not aware of a huge tech presence in Norway, but there has been a lot of IT nearshoring to cheaper Central European countries.
 
I love an English Accent on a woman so not everything. But, besides that? Some of their TV shows are pretty good.

You misspelled Irish.

English accents sound like Upper Class Twit of the Year or drug addict from Clapham.

But my god, an Irish woman... (Caveat: under 30. Irish women are swapped by fairies on their 30th birthday for old hag changlings.)
 
A modern update. :) However, I would try to exchange Norwegians for Poles or Serbians. I'm not aware of a huge tech presence in Norway, but there has been a lot of IT nearshoring to cheaper Central European countries.
The Liffy in Dublin is all Tech Offices on the one side. You can smell the Axe cologne and flop sweat a mile away!
 
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