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BSU @ MN: Bright Lights, Big City, Nice Beavers
- Thread starter The Rube
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Re: BSU @ MN: Bright Lights, Big City, Nice Beavers
Little Johnny was taking a shower with his grandma.
He casually asked,"Grandma whats that?" She quickly replied, "That's my beaver". Little Johnny didn't say another word.
Two days later he was taking a shower with his mom. Little Johnny asked,"Mommy whats that?" She replied, "Well Johnny that's my beaver."
Little Johnny thought for a bit and said,"Well grandmas beaver must be dying her tongues hanging out!!"
Little Johnny was taking a shower with his grandma.
He casually asked,"Grandma whats that?" She quickly replied, "That's my beaver". Little Johnny didn't say another word.
Two days later he was taking a shower with his mom. Little Johnny asked,"Mommy whats that?" She replied, "Well Johnny that's my beaver."
Little Johnny thought for a bit and said,"Well grandmas beaver must be dying her tongues hanging out!!"
Re: BSU @ MN: Bright Lights, Big City, Nice Beavers
I’ve heard rumors the Beavers have a tendency to expose themselves up the middle. So Plan B: Send one guy up front in the high slot. Send another guy from behind into the low slot, pound the crease and score. It's gonna get physical, so watch the blows to the head when the Beaver's get tired. If that doesn't work then Plan C.
I’ve heard rumors the Beavers have a tendency to expose themselves up the middle. So Plan B: Send one guy up front in the high slot. Send another guy from behind into the low slot, pound the crease and score. It's gonna get physical, so watch the blows to the head when the Beaver's get tired. If that doesn't work then Plan C.
MinnesotaNorthStar
Minding the gap
False. They don't eat tacos in Saudi Arabia...
Re: BSU @ MN: Bright Lights, Big City, Nice Beavers
You're slipping buddy...
And Brent, is that some sort of lead-in to innuendo about cheap tacos, fish tacos, pink tacos etc etc?
Otherwise, I don't know...that's a pretty lame reason to finally buy a ticket and show up to a game though
You're slipping buddy...
And Brent, is that some sort of lead-in to innuendo about cheap tacos, fish tacos, pink tacos etc etc?
Otherwise, I don't know...that's a pretty lame reason to finally buy a ticket and show up to a game though
gmann
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come
Re: BSU @ MN: Bright Lights, Big City, Nice Beavers
As posted in the BSU thread.
http://www.1500espn.com/sportswire/...king_their_mark_in_college_hockey_world021512
As posted in the BSU thread.
http://www.1500espn.com/sportswire/...king_their_mark_in_college_hockey_world021512
Re: BSU @ MN: Bright Lights, Big City, Nice Beavers
If it is too clogged up in the slot, one can always try coming around the back and trying to suff it in the backdoor. Of course this requires an element of surprise and you have to be quick and forceful.
dxmnkd316
Lucia Apologist
Re: BSU @ MN: Bright Lights, Big City, Nice Beavers
Whadda YOU think?
I heard that BSU plays a box-and-one on defense. Or maybe that's bouncyball?
You're slipping buddy...
And Brent, is that some sort of lead-in to innuendo about cheap tacos, fish tacos, pink tacos etc etc?
Otherwise, I don't know...that's a pretty lame reason to finally buy a ticket and show up to a game though
Whadda YOU think?
I heard that BSU plays a box-and-one on defense. Or maybe that's bouncyball?
gmann
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come
Whadda YOU think?
I heard that BSU plays a box-and-one on defense. Or maybe that's bouncyball?
Speaking about a box. You going to sell me that broom you bought for the DU series?
Re: BSU @ MN: Bright Lights, Big City, Nice Beavers
Nope. Need it this weekend. I have some cleaning that I need to do.
Nope. Need it this weekend. I have some cleaning that I need to do.
Re: BSU @ MN: Bright Lights, Big City, Nice Beavers
Well just out of curiosity, I watched a helluva lot of BEAVAH video last night (video called "Beaver Pelts" really got Mr. Winkie's attention
). I discovered the bad news with Plan B is sometimes our guys tend to get their sticks too high and tangled up in the Beaver's open slot or beaverage. And like a knee jerk reaction, these prissie, stuck up little Beaver clits always cover their slot when that happens and then let out a loud, disgusting Beaver Bark.
They should all be Beaver punched!
Well just out of curiosity, I watched a helluva lot of BEAVAH video last night (video called "Beaver Pelts" really got Mr. Winkie's attention
). I discovered the bad news with Plan B is sometimes our guys tend to get their sticks too high and tangled up in the Beaver's open slot or beaverage. And like a knee jerk reaction, these prissie, stuck up little Beaver clits always cover their slot when that happens and then let out a loud, disgusting Beaver Bark. They should all be Beaver punched!Re: BSU @ MN: Bright Lights, Big City, Nice Beavers
So Plan C: THE POWER PLAY - I get the goosebumps just thinkin' about this one (oops and a huge lump in the middle of my Walmart boxers now too
).
So here's the rub, our hungry cracksnackers move carefully into the zone, keep the legs and hips rotating at all times, and with Beaver Bashers (sticks) gripped hard in hand, penetrate fast and deep in the Beaver's Box. Pretty straight forward, balls to the walls...slap…slap…slap…shot.
So Plan C: THE POWER PLAY - I get the goosebumps just thinkin' about this one (oops and a huge lump in the middle of my Walmart boxers now too
). So here's the rub, our hungry cracksnackers move carefully into the zone, keep the legs and hips rotating at all times, and with Beaver Bashers (sticks) gripped hard in hand, penetrate fast and deep in the Beaver's Box. Pretty straight forward, balls to the walls...slap…slap…slap…shot.
Re: BSU @ MN: Bright Lights, Big City, Nice Beavers
Now I noticed last night that the Beavers always try to cover the point to prevent a huge shot inside. The good news is our guys have always been risk takers and won't be covered under any circumstances especially with a Beaver Sock! Of course, it'll be very difficult anyway to cover some of our bigger, well endowed guys. I recommend the smaller guys (those cute little weenie guys) move left, then right, then left again, then jackhammer the slot and score with their little tip in.
Now I noticed last night that the Beavers always try to cover the point to prevent a huge shot inside. The good news is our guys have always been risk takers and won't be covered under any circumstances especially with a Beaver Sock! Of course, it'll be very difficult anyway to cover some of our bigger, well endowed guys. I recommend the smaller guys (those cute little weenie guys) move left, then right, then left again, then jackhammer the slot and score with their little tip in.
Re: BSU @ MN: Bright Lights, Big City, Nice Beavers
Now a final word to the wise for our cracksnackers while they're getting dressed: DON'T POLISH YOUR HELMETS BEFOREHAND!!! Who cares if they're a little smegmatic. Save your energy for the Beaver fever! Trust me, this group of hardcore Beaver jerky couldn't care less if your helmets smell like smegma (their Beaver blockers probably smell like Beaver cheese)!
Now a final word to the wise for our cracksnackers while they're getting dressed: DON'T POLISH YOUR HELMETS BEFOREHAND!!! Who cares if they're a little smegmatic. Save your energy for the Beaver fever! Trust me, this group of hardcore Beaver jerky couldn't care less if your helmets smell like smegma (their Beaver blockers probably smell like Beaver cheese)!