Oh no!!!! Not John Fiddler!!!! Not him!!!!
BTW Who is John Fiddler? Oh, you mean Fiddler the Diddler!
Why didn't you say so? I didn't know that you were down with the John "the Diddler" Fiddler or J-Fid as he is known in Compton..................Rhode Island.
That changes everything!!!! Actually, no it doesn't. I don't know John Fiddler but if he is a friend of your's then he has to be a sexual deviant or a loser so you may bring him too, either to fight your battles for you or to help you with a ride to the hospital when I'm done knocking you into the dirt.
Tell John Diddler that I don't know or care who he is but if he's a friend of your's and he's up for it then I'd love to have him stop by lower M row AA seat 5.
Until either of you shows up you can continue finger popping each other!!!!