I remember when NyQuil first came on the market. It was in 1977 and I was there. I drank the whole bottle. Well, back then they didn't have the warning about operating farm equipment! Obviously, you're not supposed to do that. I woke up three days later. I was in Rockville, Maryland, a city I'd never been in. And I was standing in front of a courthouse and I was married to a woman I'd never met. But goddamm it, I could breathe again!"
"NyQuil is 180 proof, it's the moonshine of medicine. And when I got a cold, I want somethin' that's gonna screw me up. 'Cause that way, the blur seems interesting."