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All I want for Christmas is....
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dxmnkd316
Lucia Apologist
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
Lump of coal for Marvin? Actually, coal is a commodity now. What about something like a potato or a used sock?
All I want for X-MAS is------- To get Chay back on the ice!!!!
oh by the way thanks marvin!!
Lump of coal for Marvin? Actually, coal is a commodity now. What about something like a potato or a used sock?
Dirty
#BanBiddy
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
Sugar beet. It looks like a potato and smells like a used sock.
Sugar beet. It looks like a potato and smells like a used sock.
Douglas
Veteran - Army
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
Once again I'd like to personally thank every college hockey fan, AD, and especially the coaches that are supporting us in this trying time for our program. ...and if there was ever any doubt about the commitment to this program, then taking on the role of the only independent in DI hockey should certainly put that issue to rest!
I know the support has been great (and greatly appreciated) and the next two seasons as an independent look pretty good schedule-wise, but... for the long term health of the program, WE NEED A LEAGUE!!! Recruiting is already suffering and without the chance to effectively compete for quality players, wins will be harder to come by (as already witnessed by the former coach's lack of recruiting when retirement was imminent). We can't always recruit on the fact that I played golf yesterday on a beautiful sunny day on the winter solstice... a post season opportunity and a chance at a league championship has to be the goal of almost every player... don't you think?
Once again I'd like to personally thank every college hockey fan, AD, and especially the coaches that are supporting us in this trying time for our program. ...and if there was ever any doubt about the commitment to this program, then taking on the role of the only independent in DI hockey should certainly put that issue to rest!
Chickens@NU
A Mini Rooster and a Mini Hen
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
The Mrs. in nothing but a Northeastern Jersey
And maybe some offense.
And bu to miss the HE playoffs.
And bc to officially be re-named Chestnut Hill College.
The Mrs. in nothing but a Northeastern Jersey
And maybe some offense.
And bu to miss the HE playoffs.
And bc to officially be re-named Chestnut Hill College.
dxmnkd316
Lucia Apologist
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
Unfortunately, I am all too familiar with sugar beets... Worked on a project up in Fargo that was on a sugar beet processing plant and waste water treatment facility.
Death + Crap + Earth + Puke = Sugar Beet Smell
Unfortunately, I am all too familiar with sugar beets... Worked on a project up in Fargo that was on a sugar beet processing plant and waste water treatment facility.
Death + Crap + Earth + Puke = Sugar Beet Smell
cg_siouxfan
Registered User
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
It's not that I didn't get what you were trying to do, I just think you do it poorly.
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whoops, I almost forgot....
It's called a joke/humor/silly observance. You know, the sort of thing where exaggeration plays a key role?
I certainly don't care enough to do the actual math, but if you think you're fooling anyone with your percentages listed above, you're, well, a fool. We're supposed to believe that the only time you bring up Gopher hockey is in the Gopher thread? I could use this thread itself (or the Dodge Holiday Classic thread, or the MN vs. Mankato thread, or the Star Trib article thread, should I go on?) as proof that your argument doesn't hold water.
That loud "whooooosh" you just heard was it going over your head.
It's not that I didn't get what you were trying to do, I just think you do it poorly.
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whoops, I almost forgot....
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johnnypohlfan
New member
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
The fact that you referred to something I wrote as "serious" clearly shows that you have absolutely no idea what I was doing. Keep trying to explain yourself, though. It's amusing for the rest of us.
Oops, I didn't mean I meant 
It's not that I didn't get what you were trying to do, I just think you do it poorly.
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whoops, I almost forgot....
The fact that you referred to something I wrote as "serious" clearly shows that you have absolutely no idea what I was doing. Keep trying to explain yourself, though. It's amusing for the rest of us.
Oops, I didn't mean
I meant cg_siouxfan
Registered User
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
Well, I'm glad people can get amusement out of something, because they're sure not getting it from your posts.
The fact that you referred to something I wrote as "serious" clearly shows that you have absolutely no idea what I was doing. Keep trying to explain yourself, though. It's amusing for the rest of us.
Oops, I didn't mean
Well, I'm glad people can get amusement out of something, because they're sure not getting it from your posts.
johnnypohlfan
New member
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Priceless
Guest
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
I think they should include that in the Extras package.
I think they should include that in the Extras package.
SCSU Euro
New member
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
Whew... good thing I'm not from St. Cloud.
Wait... how exactly is this sock "used?"
Speaking of Marvin... is it too late to change my Christmas request to Gigi Marvin?
My dad's a Tech alum too. It turns out nerds that get high paying careers become infinitely more attractive to women after college. Not that anyone from St, Clooud would know that...
Whew... good thing I'm not from St. Cloud.
Wait... how exactly is this sock "used?"
Speaking of Marvin... is it too late to change my Christmas request to Gigi Marvin?
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
I’m dedicating this holiday poem to my good friend Dirty, the best frickin' troll in the universe:
Dirty had a little gram
His stash was white as snow,
And everywhere that Dirty went
He liked to have a blow.
He brought some to work one day
Couldn’t wait until his break,
Then faked he had to take a leak
And ran to drain his snake.
While he sat inside the stall
He snorted from his lap,
Dirty felt so *****in’ good
He thought he’d take a crap.
When he pinched his final loaf
The buzz, it felt so grand,
But Dirty saw the roll was gone
Then freaked and used his hand.
Fecal matter on the wall
As Dirty flung his sh*t,
The blow was kickin’ in so hard
His finger he did hit.
Pain went rippling up his arm
And started to go south,
His smelly finger hurt so bad
He stuck it in his mouth.
I’m dedicating this holiday poem to my good friend Dirty, the best frickin' troll in the universe:
Dirty had a little gram
His stash was white as snow,
And everywhere that Dirty went
He liked to have a blow.
He brought some to work one day
Couldn’t wait until his break,
Then faked he had to take a leak
And ran to drain his snake.
While he sat inside the stall
He snorted from his lap,
Dirty felt so *****in’ good
He thought he’d take a crap.
When he pinched his final loaf
The buzz, it felt so grand,
But Dirty saw the roll was gone
Then freaked and used his hand.
Fecal matter on the wall
As Dirty flung his sh*t,
The blow was kickin’ in so hard
His finger he did hit.
Pain went rippling up his arm
And started to go south,
His smelly finger hurt so bad
He stuck it in his mouth.
FlagDUDE08
Banned
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
A bar of soap is placed inside. You may work out the rest.
Actually, given the nature of the sport, I'm surprised no one has yet said that all they want for Christmas is their two front teeth.
Wait... how exactly is this sock "used?"
A bar of soap is placed inside. You may work out the rest.
Actually, given the nature of the sport, I'm surprised no one has yet said that all they want for Christmas is their two front teeth.
scsutommyboy
Frozen four or Bust!!
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
One night of fun with one of Tigers lovely ladies.
One night of fun with one of Tigers lovely ladies.
Re: All I want for Christmas is....
You're awesome dude. Have a great holiday and say hi to your mom for me!
You're awesome dude. Have a great holiday and say hi to your mom for me!