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All I want for Christmas is....

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johnnypohlfan said:
All I want for Christmas if for your percentage of posts involving Gopher hockey to drop below 75%. :D
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You must have me confused with Happy. I was simply responding to his post about UND. :p

Let's see...looking at the UND and UMN threads here on USCHO: In the UND thread, I have 134 of the 585 posts, so about 22.91% of the posts. In the UMN thread, I have 6 of the 157 posts, about 3.82%. ;) :)
 
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-A full 60/65 minutes, every game. I don't care if we win or lose, I just want to see consistent high intensity play. Hell, at least look like you give two sh*ts about the game. :rolleyes:
-Baker to show up offensively. A 3-0-3 line is not what I expected from him this season. Doriott is tied with him in points. :eek:
-Genoe to keep up his solid goaltending. A .900 save percentage on this team? That's ridiculous.
-A working car so I can get the f out of Houghton in time to make the Wild game on Wednesday.
-"An official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time."
 
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UMDBulldogHockeyIsKing said:
....a little better goaltending and attention in the defensive zone and no more taking the 2nd period off.

.....also, I guess for JCon, Fonzi, MCon, and Oleksuk to stay 100 percent for the next 3 1/2 months.
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Add NCAA trip to that list for me.



Dirty does win the thread.:D
 
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crazypotatoes said:
-A full 60/65 minutes, every game. I don't care if we win or lose, I just want to see consistent high intensity play. Hell, at least look like you give two sh*ts about the game. :rolleyes:
-Baker to show up offensively. A 3-0-3 line is not what I expected from him this season. Doriott is tied with him in points. :eek:
-Genoe to keep up his solid goaltending. A .900 save percentage on this team? That's ridiculous.
-A working car so I can get the f out of Houghton in time to make the Wild game on Wednesday.
-"An official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time."
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You'll shoot your eye out kid. ;)
 
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brianvf said:
You must have me confused with Happy. I was simply responding to his post about UND. :p

Let's see...looking at the UND and UMN threads here on USCHO: In the UND thread, I have 134 of the 585 posts, so about 22.91% of the posts. In the UMN thread, I have 6 of the 157 posts, about 3.82%. ;) :)
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It's called a joke/humor/silly observance. You know, the sort of thing where exaggeration plays a key role? ;)

I certainly don't care enough to do the actual math, but if you think you're fooling anyone with your percentages listed above, you're, well, a fool. We're supposed to believe that the only time you bring up Gopher hockey is in the Gopher thread? I could use this thread itself (or the Dodge Holiday Classic thread, or the MN vs. Mankato thread, or the Star Trib article thread, should I go on?) as proof that your argument doesn't hold water. :p
 
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johnnypohlfan said:
It's called a joke/humor/silly observance. You know, the sort of thing where exaggeration plays a key role? ;)

I certainly don't care enough to do the actual math, but if you think you're fooling anyone with your percentages listed above, you're, well, a fool. We're supposed to believe that the only time you bring up Gopher hockey is in the Gopher thread? I could use this thread itself (or the Dodge Holiday Classic thread, or the MN vs. Mankato thread, or the Star Trib article thread, should I go on?) as proof that your argument doesn't hold water. :p
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Well, then you're obviously not very good at jokes/humor. :p

I apologize that I post in the UMN threads. My bad, I didn't realize that it was forbidden around here to post in opposing teams' threads. If that's the case, then please excuse my posts in the UW/DU/SCSU/MTU/BU/Miami/etc threads as well.

That said, going off the threads that you mention...
This thread - 2/46 posts (I didn't realize this was a UMN thread :confused: )
Star Trib thread - 1/24 posts
Dodge Classic thread - 1/39 posts
MSUM/UMN thread - 4/193 posts

You just listed four threads in which I have a combined 8 posts. Nicely done sir, you certainly proved my obsession with the Golden Ones. :p :D
 
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Beer Pong Horn said:
My dad's a Tech alum, and it's rather depressing to hear him talk about going to see them play in 1975. :o
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Wait... a guy from MTU got laid?!?


I know everyone would expect us to ask for an NCAA win, but I'm thinking more "big picture" and all I want for Christmas is for Bob to recruit a physical, shut-down defenseman. Of course my luck, seeing that they need one just as bad, Santa will accidentally deliver this recruit to the Gophers. :mad:
 
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brianvf said:
Well, then you're obviously not very good at jokes/humor. :p

I apologize that I post in the UMN threads. My bad, I didn't realize that it was forbidden around here to post in opposing teams' threads. If that's the case, then please excuse my posts in the UW/DU/SCSU/MTU/BU/Miami/etc threads as well.

That said, going off the threads that you mention...
This thread - 2/46 posts (I didn't realize this was a UMN thread :confused: )
Star Trib thread - 1/24 posts
Dodge Classic thread - 1/39 posts
MSUM/UMN thread - 4/193 posts

You just listed four threads in which I have a combined 8 posts. Nicely done sir, you certainly proved my obsession with the Golden Ones. :p :D
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Who said it was forbidden to post anywhere? I certainly didn't. And what does anyone care about the total number of posts in a thread? Please stop making stuff up. :p
I was simply stating the fact that if one was to list posts related to Gopher hockey by a poster from another team's fanbase, your name would be near the top of the list.
You continue to do an excellent job of twisting my argument around to where your "facts" don't even respond to the argument/joke I was making in the first place. I would expect nothing less from a UND fan; they usually can't admit when they're even slightly wrong about something. Must be the halos. :D ;)

I suppose next you'll present me with your careful study of comparison regarding your posts about the Gophers vs. Happy's posts about the Sioux. Please don't bother. I'm sure its not even close. :D
 
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johnnypohlfan said:
You continue to do an excellent job of twisting my argument around to where your "facts" don't even respond to the argument/joke I was making in the first place.
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I taught him that. It's a finely honed skill.
 
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johnnypohlfan said:
And what does anyone care about the total number of posts in a thread?
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Obviously you, since your initial post mentioned percentage of total posts. :p

johnnypohlfan said:
Please stop making stuff up. :p
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What have I made up? Not a single thing.

johnnypohlfan said:
I was simply stating the fact that if one was to list posts related to Gopher hockey by a poster from another team's fanbase, your name would be near the top of the list.
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No crime in that even if it were true. Although I am guessing posters like Skeeter, Dirty, SIM (when he posted in full glory), etc would be much higher on the list than me. :)

johnnypohlfan said:
You continue to do an excellent job of twisting my argument around to where your "facts" don't even respond to the argument/joke I was making in the first place.
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Your initial argument/joke was that more than 75% of my posts were about Gopher hockey. The "facts" show that this isn't even close to reality, even with your "joke buffer exaggeration" consideration thrown in there. :p

Either way, this is one of the dumbest "arguments" I've ever seen on this forum, so nicely done there. ;) :) :cool:
 
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