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2nd Term Part VIII - The Thin Red Line

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SteveP said:
I'd say witty riposte, but I have no idea what you're saying.

It's powerful considering it's coming from the some of the people the Dems supposedly have been looking out for for almost a half century.
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"The only thing they are offering the black community is abortion on demand." (...)
"They bailed out all the big banks" (That Bush thing?)
"Insert endless baseless claims"

If you think a couple black guys wearing nice clothes in front of dumps talking out their *** is powerful then please just go walk out into traffic and lay down.
 
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burd said:
Who was it, Rodney Dangerfield: "Take my wife . . . please."

BTW, how do you punctuate that properly?
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Take my wife... please. (Youngman)

Dangerfield said, "I asked the cabby to take me someplace I could get some action. He took me to my house."

and also

"The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me" I said, so he showed me a naked picture of my wife."

and also

"I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat."

and also

"Once in a restaurant I made a toast to my wife, 'To the best woman a man ever had'. The waiter joined me."

and also

"What a kid I got; I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife."

and also

"One time I went into a hotel, I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife."
 
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ScoobyDoo said:
Remember when the GOP was going to sue the President (over Obamacare of all things)? Well, they've given up. It's just one more thing the Bone Man can't get accomplished yet he gets to be the 3rd most powerful man in the United States. Go figure.

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/house-gops-lawyers-give-anti-obama-lawsuit
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That's pretty freakin' funny. I wonder how long The Boner cried after the law firm called him and said they were dropping the case! :D
 
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ScoobyDoo said:
Remember when the GOP was going to sue the President (over Obamacare of all things)? Well, they've given up.
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It's almost as if that was just grandstanding to get the base riled up to kick in more dough.
 
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Kepler said:
Even when the horse is running fast, the jockey still uses the spurs in the straightaway.
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I think it may have had at least as much to do with trying to keep the horse from running so fast that it would trip over its own legs and face plant into the dirt.
 
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Rover said:
That's pretty freakin' funny. I wonder how long The Boner cried after the law firm called him and said they were dropping the case! :D
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Speaking of fizzles, how's the BENGHAZI!!! investigation coming? Since they turned all the dogs loose, I expected a bombshell by now.
 
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burd said:
Speaking of fizzles, how's the BENGHAZI!!! investigation coming? Since they turned all the dogs loose, I expected a bombshell by now.
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Or the IRS SCANDAL!!!111!!

Or FASTANDFURIOUS!!!111!!!

Or DEATHPANELS!!!11!!!

Or THEGMBAILOUT!!!!111!!

Or 34MILLIONGREENCARDS!!!1111!!!

Or BIRTHCERTIFICATE!!!11!!11

Or SOLYNDRA!!!!111!!

It is remarkable that the planet Earth exists, given that we were promised that each of these SCANDALS!!111!1 were going to end life as we know it.

It's almost as if they just make crap up to get elected, sell ads, and move products. Now 'scuse me, I'm off to buy that gun / prepper castle / gold stock / Ebola suit...
 
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Gary Kasparov, who does have an ax to grind with the West

Garry Kasparov ‏@Kasparov63 3 minutes ago
The Obama Doctrine: "Do as little as necessary to appear to be doing something without actually committing to a cause or course of action."
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