2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

[Bronco]

Tough to do. Reported by Michael Russo today that the Orange Baboon may be there for the game and Kash Patel is good friends with Bill Guerin.

Go Canada.

Fuck that. It is our country too.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

Fuck that. It is our country too.

I admire your steadfastness. I used to believe that. I don't think I do anymore.

 

[bronconick]

If Dumpy actually went, he'd sleep through the game from jet lag and being old.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Dumpy definitely won’t be there, Patel will be but at the Olympics he ain’t getting anywhere near the locker room.

oh man, to see fabers little face as orange droolius rants about how awful Minnesota is

 

[French Rage]

"Oh gee thanks": https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi..._handed_a_stuffed_animal_after_losing_in_the/

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

My dad and I also couldn't help but notice their less than enthusiastic reaction to the plushies.

 

[jericho]

This Klaebo guy is pretty good

 

[Jimjamesak]

This Klaebo guy is pretty good

Wins the 50k and breaks Eric Heiden’s record for most gold medals at a Winter Olympics with six.

 

[MichVandal]

Two nice quick goals for Suomi.

 

[MichVandal]

Nice. Funny how tournaments like this are- much more satisfying to win for the bronze than lose for the silver.

 

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

What is the NHL injury count at moment?
Rantanen - eh, doesnt seem that serious
Morissey - dunno
Crosby - assuming he's out there tomorrow
Fiala - oof

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Knew Finland would win because I've been steam sauna-ing off and on for nearly half the day.

I don't see how Crosby doesn't grin and play through what's likely his last Olympic appearance, unless Shittsburgh's owners say no.

 

[Jimjamesak]

With Finland’s win every NHL team except Calgary has an Olympic medalist.

 

[MichVandal]

My family in the old country are happy.

 

[Scarlet]

Saw that Trump will not be there tomorrow. Hope that’s true.

Also, do we know who is the home team tomorrow? How is that determined in this tournament?

 

[Jimjamesak]

Saw that Trump will not be there tomorrow. Hope that’s true.

Also, do we know who is the home team tomorrow? How is that determined in this tournament?

Canada should be home since they were the higher seed out of the preliminary round.

 

[state of hockey]

Canada should be home since they were the higher seed out of the preliminary round.

Yes but the Gophers will still have the night game.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Yes but the Gophers will still have the night game.

 

[Kepler]

With Finland’s win every NHL team except Calgary has an Olympic medalist.

Flying here to correct you but Joe got his gold when he was with Dallas (just prior to the NJ trade) so... carry on.

 

[Kepler]

Fuck that. It is our country too.

Yep.

Bad news: I am all USA this morning. Hopefully they can withstand it.