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Re: 2020 Democratic Challengers VII: Bon Voyage Beto
No but I might have an umbrella at the ready...
Just admit you Flaggy'ed it up everyone knows it anyways
Is your problem with the math or the reading comprehension? Not 'this is going to happen' or even 'likely to happen' but there is a non-zero chance. 20%. I guess if the weather forecast calls for a 20% chance of rain you dress up like the Gorton's fisherman.
It's a decent strategy, inflating every criticism to ridiculous proportions, attributing exaggerated claims to other people. That way if they ever say anything negative about you or your candidate or your team or whatever you can just pull out the ol' straw man. However, most of us have college educations and those farcical fallacies don't carry much weight with us.
But hey, keep trying. I'm sure someone will buy what you're selling.
No but I might have an umbrella at the ready...
Just admit you Flaggy'ed it up everyone knows it anyways