OK, folks. Time for the FINAL edition of BottomFeedersBracketology.
The road to the Futile4 at the Pontiac Silverdome begins right here.
Here's the field, as determined by FARTS.
1. American International
2. Niagara
3. Army
4. Princeton
5. Wisconsin
6. Holy Cross
7. Lake Superior
8. Air Force
9. Sacred Heart
10. Alabama-Huntsville
11. Alaska-Anchorage
12. Colorado College
13. Brown
14. Rensselaer
15. Clarkson
16. Massachusetts
First we place the #1 seeds, sending the highest seeds as far as possible from their home.
#1 American International goes to the WEST Regional at Winter Park-Fraser Colorado
#2 Niagara goes to the NORTHEAST Regional at Canton MA
#3 Army goes to the MIDWEST Regional at Fremont OH
#4 Princeton makes the short trip to the EAST Regional at Wright Twp PA
Now we place the 5-8 seeds in reverse order:
#5 Wisconsin goes to the Princeton bracket in Pennsylvania
#6 Holy Cross goes to the Army bracket in Ohio
#7 Lake Superior goes to the Niagaga bracket in Massachusetts
#8 Air Force goes to AIC's bracket in Colorado.
Now place the #3 seeds so we get 8v9, 7v10, 6v11 and 5v12.
#9 Sacred Heart goes against Air Force in the WEST regional
#10 Huntsville goes against #7 Lake Superior in the NEAST regional
#11 Anchorage will face #6 Holy Cross in the MIDWEST regional
#12 Colorado College heads EAST to face Wisconsin.
Finally, round out the field with the #4 seeds.
#13 Brown is matched against #4 Princeton in the Pennsylvania (EAST) regional
#14 Rensselaer draws #3 Army at Fremont OH (M'WEST)
#15 Clarkson would meet #2 Niagara at Canton MA (N'EAST)
#16 Massachusetts heads WEST to Colorado, where they face AIC
Let's take a moment, pour another vodka and see what's wrong with these brackets.