***OFFICIAL NEWS RELEASE***
Pandora OH. The executive committee of the BFB held a rare mid-season emergency meeting last night at Stinky's Bar in rural NW Ohio to consider a procedural question. After a lengthy discussion fueled by Old Milwaukee and Blatz, it was decided that BFB will NOT disqualify a team from consideration simply because they have been banned from post-season play by the NCAA. The issue had arisen over the NCAA's recently announced sanctions against the University of Alaska.
Good work; a lot of us were wondering how this detail night play out in March, should some of the bottom runners choke.