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2013-14 North Dakota Season thread

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burd said:
Dang, Wisko, did you blow the dust off your Elizabeth Barrett Browning volume to put that together? We're flattered. One thing, though.

If Bucky ever does plan to stick it up Sue's wazoo, let her know first. If what everyone says about Bucky is true, she wouldn't even know he'd done it unless she's told.
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Thanks burd. As an art critic you are a successful hockey commentator.

See what I was hoping for was that you would rely on your experience to tell me if you feel the discordian rhyming scheme in this tome accurately recalls being raped by a sweaty Badger?

Take your time, I imagine thinking of these things can be a little uncomfortable for you.
 
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sfo19 said:
I don't know why fans took so much attention to the sweep part of the tweet as opposed to him referring to the Ralph as "Home of the Mavssssssss"

I mean, that's where my attention and laughing went.
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OKay that's just silly.
 
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Wisko McBadgerton said:
Thanks burd. As an art critic you are a successful hockey commentator.

See what I was hoping for was that you would rely on your experience to tell me if you feel the discordian rhyming scheme in this tome accurately recalls being raped by a sweaty Badger?

Take your time, I imagine thinking of these things can be a little uncomfortable for you.
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Oh yeah? Bet you wouldn't have the stones to say those things in a handshake line.
 
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burd said:
Dang, Wisko, did you blow the dust off your Elizabeth Barrett Browning volume to put that together? We're flattered. One thing, though.

If Bucky ever does plan to stick it up Sue's wazoo, let her know first. If what everyone says about Bucky is true, she wouldn't even know he'd done it unless she's told.
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Whaaaaaa?! Becky is going to try and scissor Sue?! Naughty.
 
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And this whole time I thought wisco was too busy with the fresh deer kill on the side of the road to notice little ol' us...
 
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This thread has been really lame so far and I blame Rocco for bringing Jesus into the fraternal locker room order of poor drunken decisions.
 
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cross cheque said:
This thread has been really lame so far and I blame Rocco for bringing Jesus into the fraternal locker room order of poor drunken decisions.
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Well there you go. Awful decisions are pretty much the foundation of this whole program. The unsteady rock on which all other awful decisions have been based. It was being buried in a giant morass of awful decisions that, inexplicable as it might be, actually had you at the top of the pile not that long ago.

Getting rid of awful decisions seems an awful decision.
 
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Wisko McBadgerton said:
Well there you go. Awful decisions are pretty much the foundation of this whole program. The unsteady rock on which all other awful decisions have been based. It was being buried in a giant morass of awful decisions that, inexplicable as it might be, actually had you at the top of the pile not that long ago.

Getting rid of awful decisions seems an awful decision.
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Nailed it. I can't believe after a 9-2 (11-2 unofficially) drubbing there's only 2 comments in this thread and one of them is from a fan of a rat wearing a popcorn box.
 
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cross cheque said:
Nailed it. I can't believe after a 9-2 (11-2 unofficially) drubbing there's only 2 comments in this thread and one of them is from a fan of a rat wearing a popcorn box.
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Because, for some reason, most UND fans would rather argue with dipsh^t, the sky is falling so fire Hakstol morons on SiouxSports than post here.
 
Dirty said:
Because, for some reason, most UND fans would rather argue with dipsh^t, the sky is falling so fire Hakstol morons on SiouxSports than post here.
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I can't handle the "fire hakstol" tards, they run on a steady diet of attending one series a year and paint chips.
 
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You guys would have to back up and forfeit a month or two, then lose out the rest of the way for Hak to even be in the running with Blasi. Miami lapped Sue a few times before Christmas.

Hakstol, terrible excuse for a human being that he is, will probably still get you guys in the tournament. Fire him? Who in their right mind could you get to take the job? I just figured that Hak-a-pult jazz was all for charity...

I know I had my checkbook ready.
 
Wisko McBadgerton said:
You guys would have to back up and forfeit a month or two, then lose out the rest of the way for Hak to even be in the running with Blasi. Miami lapped Sue a few times before Christmas.

Hakstol, terrible excuse for a human being that he is, will probably still get you guys in the tournament. Fire him? Who in their right mind could you get to take the job? I just figured that Hak-a-pult jazz was all for charity...

I know I had my checkbook ready.
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In a post game interview today Phil Kessel guaranteed he wouldn't be the player he is today if he had played college hockey for UW.
 
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cross cheque said:
Nailed it. I can't believe after a 9-2 (11-2 unofficially) drubbing there's only 2 comments in this thread and one of them is from a fan of a rat wearing a popcorn box.
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Or better yet, UND is 12-2-1 in the last 15 games and people think Hak should be fired and that UND is having a bad season. It makes no sense what-so-ever...

Just for the record, coach was pretty funny after the game on Saturday... Couple of quotes from him.Oshie's Play Inspires former Team
 
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Goon said:
Or better yet, UND is 12-2-1 in the last 15 games and people think Hak should be fired and that UND is having a bad season. It makes no sense what-so-ever...

Just for the record, coach was pretty funny after the game on Saturday... Couple of quotes from him.Oshie's Play Inspires former Team
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Stop pimping your stories under the guise of Hak being funny!
 
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