It's a nice try, but you need some help; you're not playing Middlesex Community College. The stereotypical BU student is either:
A) from Long Island, which is pronounced Lawn Guyland;
B) from the Middle East, has his own condo, two cars and a Kawasaki Ninja;
C) from Asia, has his own condo, two cars, and a Ninja;
D) from Africa, has his own condo, two cars, and a Ninja;
and in all cases
E) has platinum cards, goes skiing (preferable in Switzerland, though Stowe will do in a pinch), and is louder and more confident than most people find acceptable.
You're welcome.
EDIT: To put it in context of
Entourage: You might think BU students would be like Vincent Chase and his boys, but they're much more likely to be Ari Gold.