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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I- uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidently" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Yes, I copied and pasted, but I didn't want to blow this one.
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Mrs Krabappel [to class]: The wireless was an invention by Guglielmo Marconi. Who can tell me what his first message was?
Martin: Our tenth caller will receive tickets to Supertramp!
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon....

I really don't think that show will ever give us any advice that is more sound :p
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

If you are unsure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear its ok to eat.
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent! No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight! As God as my witness, I'll always be hungry again!!"
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Carl: Hey what's up with the new security guard Wayne, he's acting all aloof. Oh by the way, that's my word of the day, "he's".
 
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