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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

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Where do I get me one of these?
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

I used to be "with it." Then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm "with" isn't "it," and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.
 
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I love it when Homer is unexpectedly smart.

Chief justice of the Supreme Court. What great men he would join -- John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Berger... mmm.. burger!


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Lisa: Your bar is the closest thing this town has to an Algonquin Round Table.

Moe: What about that Round Table Pizza run by that Algonquin guy?

Lisa: Ok, second closest.
 
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I saw the Lisa/Sabermetrics episode for the first time and enjoyed it very much. I think Lisa episodes generally suck (besides Lisa on Ice), but liked that one.

"I've made baseball as fun as doing your taxes!"
 
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Homer At Bat

Homer: "It all started last year during a terrible thunderstorm, when I locked
myself out of the house. Shelving myself with a large piece of sheet metal,
I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find!"


Ralph: I'll take Ken Griffey Jr.
Bart: I guess i'll take Milhouse
Raph: I'll take Wade Boggs
Bart: Ahh alright i'll take Lewis
Ralph: I'll take Jose Canseco
Bart: D'oh!
 
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There's nary an animal alive can outrun a greased Scotsman!
 
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