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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

I have posted before, and am posting again: my two all-time favorite quotes.


Homer: Oh, $20?! I wanted a peanut!
Homer’s Brain: $20 can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer’s Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!

And:
TV: It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are?
Homer: I told you last night! No!
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Marge: You can go to McGill, the Harvard of Canada.
Lisa: Mom, anything that's the something of something isn't really the anything of anything.

This is from the episode where Lisa becomes the baseball manager. Thought it was a pretty good observation.
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Zudnic said:
Marge: You can go to McGill, the Harvard of Canada.
Lisa: Mom, anything that's the something of something isn't really the anything of anything.

This is from the episode where Lisa becomes the baseball manager. Thought it was a pretty good observation.
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Being a Canadian I always love the references to Canada. One of the all time classics is Homer sitting at home bored watching tv and landing on the CFL draft.

He scored 2 rouges all of last year.
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

One of my forgotten favorites on now: Lisa cheats on a test; Pinchy the lobster

Skinner: Look around, Lisa. That grant money could do a lot of good. We can buy real periodic tables instead of these promotional ones from Oscar Meyer.
Krabappel: Who can tell me the atomic weight of bolognium?
Martin: Ohh ... delicious?
Krabappel: Correct. I would also accept snacktacular.
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

skywriter: I have to deliver a message - it's the skywriter's code!
Homer: I am so sick of that damṅ code!

Classics on twice a night again in Fonzietown :)
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Skinner: That's right children, chew through my ball sack!
 
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