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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

With Hallowe'en coming up:

Curio shop owner: The doll is cursed
Homer: Oooo, that's bad
Curio shop owner: But it comes with a free frogurt
Homer: Oooo, that's good
Curio shop owner: The frogurt is also cursed
Homer: Oooo, that's bad
Curio shop owner: The frogurt comes with free sprinkles
Homer: Ooooo, that's good
Curio shop owner: The sprinkles have sodium benzoate
Homer: (stone faced, no response)
Curio shop owner: That is also bad.
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

gounhwildcats said:
With Hallowe'en coming up:

Curio shop owner: The doll is cursed
Homer: Oooo, that's bad
Curio shop owner: But it comes with a free frogurt
Homer: Oooo, that's good
Curio shop owner: The frogurt is also cursed
Homer: Oooo, that's bad
Curio shop owner: The frogurt comes with free sprinkles
Homer: Ooooo, that's good
Curio shop owner: The sprinkles have sodium benzoate
Homer: (stone faced, no response)
Curio shop owner: That is also bad.
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Can I go now?
 
Burns: "well, you'd be a welcome change of pace from the rest of these rude and uncouth sailors. What do you think, Smithers?"
Smithers:"I think women and sea-men don't mix."
Burns: "We know what you think!"
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Where are we going anyways?
Ape Island
What do they have there?
Apes.
I'd rather go to Candy Apple Island
What do they have there?
Apes, but they're not as big.
 
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Okay, I'm on the floor, I can't move. It's a normal (F5) Sunday morning.
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

If they had asked for the Hilarium we would have given it to them. Rygellian has no word for yours or mine.

That's why we didn't enjoy the movie Yours, mine and ours.
 
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still showing classics at 10:

Homer (at a counter at City Hall): I wanna register to run for sanitation commissioner. And tell the fat cats upstairs things are gonna change in this town!
Clerk: Okay, but this is where you register as a sex offender.
 
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