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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

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Stomp Aberdeen

/ this is dumb but the board won't let me post it in all caps
 
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Ned Flanders: In the future whenever anyone gets wood they'll think Trojan.
 
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Moe: Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!
Moe: You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
 
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Tonight I went to the store specifically looking for something in an after-dinner burrito.
 
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You dont make friends with salad! You don't make friends with salad!
 
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Biddco said:
You dont make friends with salad! You don't make friends with salad!
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it's just a little dirty! It's still good! It's still good!
it's just a little slimy! It's still good! It's still good!
it's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!
 
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Watching the news and seeing some Libyan rebels running around some sand dunes armed with nothing but their wits and a healthy fear of being shot I was reminded of a scene from a Hallowe'en episode. I believe it was the monkey's paw and I think Lisa wishes for world peace. So everyone gets rid of their weapons and theres a big world wide love in. Kang and Kodos see this from space and decide to take over the world. Upon stepping out of the ship Kang/Kodos says:

Your nothing is no match for our puny weapons.
 
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Dude Love said:
Thanks for the idea...I just did the same thing. :)
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Here is the ensuing conversation:

-And if by banker's watching, don't let anything STOP the PAYMENT of this check.
-Gotta buy juicer...gotta drink juice...won't get chest pains answering the phone anymore.
-I heard your dad went into the restaurant and he ate everything in the restaurant and then they had to close the restaurant.
-Something something...Burt Ward. This song writes itself!
-Do YOU come with the car?
 
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Patty or Selma: I can't believe Homer ruined another picnic.

Homer: Everbody pees in the pool!

Patty or Selma: Not from the diving board!
 
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