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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

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Homer: How can you love a box, a toy or graphic? You're a grown man.
John: It's camp!
Homer: [paused]
John: The Tragically Ludicrous? The Ludicrously tragic?
Homer: Oh yeah, like when a clown dies.
 
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Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty
vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy
sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent.
Forfty percent of all people know that.
 
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Do you have any of that beer with candy in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
 
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Wow. Fox is showing an episode from 1992 on prime time (Lisa's First Words).

Homer: "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
 
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zamboni crash-test dummy said:
Wow. Fox is showing an episode from 1992 on prime time (Lisa's First Words).

Homer: "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
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I had the same reaction. It needs to happen more. But my local affiliate...like many others only shows the last few seasons.
 
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Wiggum when he bursts into the Simpsons' house and shoots Homer's auto-dialer:

Wiggum: Well, that thing's been driving the whole town nuts. Got me out of the bath seven times. Seven!
Homer: [running down stairs] Hey, who shot the auto-dialer? [sees police] ... Marge's auto-dialer.
Wiggum: See you in court, Simpson. Oh, and uh, bring that evidence with you. Otherwise, I got no case, and you go scot-free, you know.
 
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Marge: I cannot believe this! I'm trying to give our daughter a head start
in life, and you aren't not helping a bit!
Homer: Marge, name one successful person in life who ever lived without air
conditioning.
Marge: Balzac!
Homer: No need for potty mouth just because you can't think of one.
 
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Homer: Did you ever hear about that Blue Man Group? They're just a ripoff of the Smurfs! And the Smurfs- they suck!
 
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Sure we're not as well behaved as our younger brother Canada...who's never had a girlfriend, just sayin'.
 
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this may not be exact... but it makes me laugh.

Sideshow Bob as Wes Doobner: are you tired of arguing with your family about where to eat?
Homer: sometimes I think about getting on a bus and never coming back.

the Milwaukee station has been repeating the same episodes rather frequently lately.
 
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in honor of tax day yesterday.. thanks R2 The Bruce (occasional poster) for the reminder of this one.

at IRS Burger:

Homer: Lesse, I'll have four tax burgers, one IRS-wich, withhold the lettuce, four dependent-sized sodas, and a FICA-ccino.
Kid: Fill out schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks.
 
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Zudnic said:
in honor of tax day yesterday.. thanks R2 The Bruce (occasional poster) for the reminder of this one.

at IRS Burger:

Homer: Lesse, I'll have four tax burgers, one IRS-wich, withhold the lettuce, four dependent-sized sodas, and a FICA-ccino.
Kid: Fill out schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks.
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Homer: Marge, what were your gambling losses last year?
Marge: $600!
 
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