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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

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I don't know if this goes in the youtube thread or here...

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spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does...

That's the only thing I have to add to this thread. :D
 
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quotes in video form, but still two classics!

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yankeefn01 said:
[After Homer gets the forbidden donut from devil Flanders]

Ned: Now remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for...

[Homer has already eaten most of the donut]

Homer: Hey, wait. If I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, do you?

Ned: Well, technically no, but...

Homer: I'm smarter than the Devil! I'm smarter than the Dev...

[Flanders turns into a huge demon]

Ned: You are not smarter than me! I'll see you in hell yet, Homer Simpson!
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When Sideshow Bob hypnotized Bart...

Bob, "If anyone asks where you were, tell them you were at the flower shop."
Marge to Bart, "Where have you been?"
Bart in a trance, "I was at...the flower shop."
Homer, "Uhh...Oh yeah...Me too...Yup, gettin drunk at the ol' flower shop."

When Flanders buys the Storytime Land to turn into Praise Land. He empties out the giant boot that has a bunch of beer bottles in it.
Flanders, "Darn teenagers!"
Homer, "Uhh...Yeah....Teenagers..."
 
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Homer: You know that Blue Man group? They're just a rip off of the Smurfs! And the Smurfs? They suck!
 
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Rev. Lovejoy: "Attention HO scale passengers, the dining car is closed. Root beer is still available, but the cost is now $6.50. If the passengers will look to the right, you will see a sad man. That is all."
 
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[the Simpsons are in an office with two FBI men letting them know about going to the federal witness protection program]
FBI man 1: Tell you what, Mr. Simpson, from now on your name is Homer Thompson,at Terror Lake.Let's just practice a bit, hmmmm? So when I say hello Mr. Thompson, you say hi.
Homer: Check!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly]
FBI man 1: [pause]
FBI man 1: Now, remember, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[again Homer stares blankly]
FBI man 1: [FBI men stare at each other]
[hours pass by]
FBI man 1: [frustrated] Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
[stepping hard on Homer's foot]
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly again for a few seconds]
Homer: [whispering to the FBI man next to him] I think he's talking to you.
[FBI man gives up]
 
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Occasional USCHO poster R2 the Bruce sent me this today in honor of tax day. another one of my all time favorites.

Homer Simpson: Um ... I'll have four taxburgers, one IRSwich — withhold the lettuce — three dependent-size sodas and a FICAccino.
squeaky-voiced teen: Fill out Schedule B. You should receive your burgers in 6 to 8 weeks.

 
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Zudnic said:
Occasional USCHO poster R2 the Bruce sent me this today in honor of tax day. another one of my all time favorites.

Homer Simpson: Um ... I'll have four taxburgers, one IRSwich — withhold the lettuce — three dependent-size sodas and a FICAccino.
squeaky-voiced teen: Fill out Schedule B. You should receive your burgers in 6 to 8 weeks.

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How much were your gambling losses last year Marge?
Seven hundred dollars!
 
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Also from that episode:

Fidel Castro: Comrads, our nation is completely bankrupt! We have no choice but to abandon communism!
Castro's Aide #1 and Castro's Associates: [sigh]
Fidel Castro: I know, I know, I know... but we all knew from day one this mumbo jumbo wouldn't fly! I'll call Washington and tell them they won.
Castro's Aide #1: But presidente, America tried to kill you!
Fidel Castro: Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco!
[Aide #2 whispers something into his ear]
Fidel Castro: It's full of what?
 
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Burns: Batista's gone, you say?


Also, this is pointless in writing, but the way Castro's line is voice-acted is awesome.

Mr. Burns: Oh, so the island's not for sale, eh? Well, will you at least permit us to live in your socialist paradise?
Castro: You talking about Cuba?

These are from "The Trouble with Trillions". IRS Burger is from "Bart the Fink".
 
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Lou: Uh, chief, you may want to take a look at this.
(Bart is swinging a baseball bat at a statue of Krusty)
Sideshow Bob: That's it Bart! Work the groin! Hahahahahah!
Wiggum: Jeez, it's great to see a kid using a wooden bat, isn't it?
 
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At the auditions for the voice of Poochie:

Otto: [deridingly] Whoa-ho! A talking dog! [chuckles] What were you
guys smokin' when you came up with that?
Writer: [peeved] We were eating rotisserie chicken. Just read the line.
 
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Parole board, "Don't you have a tattoo that says, 'Die Bart Die'?
Sideshow Bob, "No, that's German for, Thee Bart, Thee."
Parole board, "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."
 
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I am having one of those mornings where you just drag around. Made coffee and I had to say it.

Barney: Put it in my vains!

The downside it is coffee and not a lifetime supply of Duff Beer.
 
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On, I Can't Believe They Invented It!

Dr. Nick: "I'm offering three bottles, enough to clean one thousand tombstones, for only $39.95!
Crowd: Booo! [a chair is heaved on stage]
Troy McClure: I'm afraid you're going to have to do better, doctor.
Homer: [watching the show] Yeah, give us a break, doctor!
Dr. Nick, "Okay, I'll throw in a fourth bottle, the applicator glove, and a state of Kansas jell-o mold. $29.95!"
 
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Homer: If you don't like your job, you don't quit. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
 
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Tonight's chalkboard: South Park, we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared.
 
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