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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

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You know, it's tough being a clown. But when I see the look on those smiling children's faces, I just know they're gonna stab me with something...
 
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Ralph: Daddy, I'm too scared to pee my pants.
Chief Wiggum: Just relax son, it'll come.
 
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I went to the liquor store this afternoon to by some beer and ice. All I could think of was this:

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Lady wore Black said:
I went to the liquor store this afternoon to by some beer and ice. All I could think of was this:

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I love how the guy complains about losing more men on their latest ice mission, Apu challenging him to come up with a better way to get ice, and the guy being unable to do so. :D
 
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[After Homer gets the forbidden donut from devil Flanders]

Ned: Now remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for...

[Homer has already eaten most of the donut]

Homer: Hey, wait. If I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, do you?

Ned: Well, technically no, but...

Homer: I'm smarter than the Devil! I'm smarter than the Dev...

[Flanders turns into a huge demon]

Ned: You are not smarter than me! I'll see you in hell yet, Homer Simpson!
 
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Steve Sax: What seems to be the problem, officers?

Officer 1: That’s enough, smart guy.

Officer 2: Let me see your license… slowly…

Officer 1: Well well, Steve Sax, from New York City.

Officer 2: I heard some guy got killed in New York City and they never solved the case. But you wouldn’t know anything about that now, would you, Steve?

Steve Sax: But there’s hundreds of unsolved murders in New York City!

Officer 2: You don’t know when to keep your mouth shut, do you Saxy Boy?
 
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I am sure this is a repost but it's worth it.

Grampa: "Grover Cleveland spanked me on two nonconsecutive occasions."
 
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NUJerseyJohn said:
I love how the guy complains about losing more men on their latest ice mission, Apu challenging him to come up with a better way to get ice, and the guy being unable to do so. :D
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Was that the same episode where Homer complains about getting a "head bag," but Apu diffuses the problem by saying it's full of "heady goodness?"
 
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This is also one of my all time favorites, up there with the $20 peanut.

Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.
 
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Zudnic said:
This is also one of my all time favorites, up there with the $20 peanut.

Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.
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Homer: Can I go now?
 
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Zudnic said:
I am sure this is a repost but it's worth it.

Grampa: "Grover Cleveland spanked me on two nonconsecutive occasions."
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I'm the youngest of five children. I had to explain it to three of my four brothers. Sad.
Dude Love said:
Was that the same episode where Homer complains about getting a "head bag," but Apu diffuses the problem by saying it's full of "heady goodness?"
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Yes.


Nelson: Ha ha! Your epidermis is showing!
Bart: [Looks around frantically] Huh, wha'? [Falls from tree]
Nelson: Ha ha! You see, it's funny because it's true. Your epidermis is your hair.
Milhouse: I think he's really hurt.
Nelson: I said, 'Ha ha.'
 
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St. Clown said:
Nelson: Ha ha! Your epidermis is showing!
Bart: [Looks around frantically] Huh, wha'? [Falls from tree]
Nelson: Ha ha! You see, it's funny because it's true. Your epidermis is your hair.
Milhouse: I think he's really hurt.
Nelson: I said, 'Ha ha.'
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That always drove me nuts...the epidermis is your skin...not your hair.
 
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Krusty: These Krusty brand balloons are three bucks each. But get a
cheap one and what happens? It goes off, takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room! What's that going to cost you?
[whispers to accountant] Hey, Bill, what did that cost us?
 
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No offense Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you must have been out taking a whiz. - Homer
 
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Dude Love said:
That always drove me nuts...the epidermis is your skin...not your hair.
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Along those lines, from the episode where Lisa baby-sits, Bart knocks himself unconscious, and she loads him into a wheelbarrow and starts pushing him towards the doctor's when she runs into Chief Wiggum, who says:

Now, Lisa, when you're walking down the side of the road, always wanna be sure to go _with_ traffic, okay? Well... is that with traffic, or against traffic? No, it's with traffic. With traffic. Anyway, good night.
 
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