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20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Some highlights from one of my Top 5 favorite episodes...

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That whole episode kicked ***... (pun intended :p )
 
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Mrs. Lovejoy: We're talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n
Krusty: Sex Cauldron?!?!?
 
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(homer buying a gun)
"Waiting period? But I'm mad NOW!"
 
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And we have it, folks! The first repeated line brought to us by the Number 45! Thanks, geezer.


:D
 
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Homer: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
 
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Dear Mr. President,

There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.

P.S. I am not a crackpot!
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And along the same lines:
I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
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Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

I find this quote oh so true!

Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
 
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Homer (to Lisa): We'll just go down to the pound and get you a new jazz man.
 
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Superintendent Chalmers: Seymour, what's going on in your kitchen?
Skinner: Uhhhh-rora Borealis
Chalmers:Au-Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, COMPLETELY localized within your kitchen?!?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: No.

(Later)
Agnes Skinner: Seymour! The house is on fire!
Seymour: It's just the Northern Lights, mother!
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

My HS yearbook quote: "Marge! We can't throw these old calendars away! Sure it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring!?" -Homer

Burns: "I don't know what's happening. It seems our profits have dropped 37%"
Smithers: "I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir, market research shows people see you as something of an ogre."
Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"
 
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"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"
 
Re: 20 years of Simpsons... Some fave quotes

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius! Ooooo Dr. Zaius!
 
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