"War hero" Dan Crenshaw, lol. Something tells me the representative doesn't think of himself as a hero just because he lost an eye in a war zone.
Trump prefers war heroes that didn't lose an eye.
"War hero" Dan Crenshaw, lol. Something tells me the representative doesn't think of himself as a hero just because he lost an eye in a war zone.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“I do reject socialism as an economic system. If people have that view, that’s their view. That is not the view of the Democratic Party.” <br><br>-<a href="https://twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SpeakerPelosi</a> on <a href="https://twitter.com/60Minutes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@60Minutes</a></p>— Reily Connaughton (@ReilySeanConn) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReilySeanConn/status/1117579848560644096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 15, 2019</a></blockquote>
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who is the her he loves so much? nancy bigboobs? or aoc?
where does aoc advocate society owning everything? controlling production and distribution? mookie must have missed that memo...
Susan Collins, who just voted to confirm oil exec as new interior lead, receives more money from Texas fossil fuels than people in Maine
https://thehill.com/business-a-lobb...-bests-maine-residents-for-donations-to-susan
What a centrist she is.
Little girls in lipstick?? Mkay![]()
John Cornyn is trying to fued with Patton Oswalt. Yes, Patton Oswalt. https://twitter.com/TeamCornyn/status/1120715584310738944
It's going about as well as you would think.
(Also, the tweets they reference are ****ing hilarious.)
Waiting for "he hacked my Twitter!" in 5, 4, 3...
No, that's more of an excuse for High School Graduate Sean Hannity when he posts about painting jizz.
Lol! I totally read that as d*ng instead of d*ng.
The Comments really are great. My favorite so far:
I also liked when they bleeped "vagina" and "scrotum". Nothing like flyover conservatives being a-sceerd of them science terms.
You're not supposed to make fun of the flyovers here. They're the moral fiber of America's backbone, dontchaknow?