115th Congress. In Bridge, Can Hearts be Trumped? In Spades!

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Re: 115th Congress. In Bridge, Can Hearts be Trumped? In Spades!

So, I may have had too much fun with this project:

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[BassAle]

Re: 115th Congress. In Bridge, Can Hearts be Trumped? In Spades!

Which is why he has to go.

just admit you got played. They campaigned on something they knew wouldn't fly (taking away insurance from tens of millions of people), but people like you lapped it up.

 

[Rover]

Re: 115th Congress. In Bridge, Can Hearts be Trumped? In Spades!

The state's Democratic org is a joke. We deserve him.

Unfortunately for him it looks like he can't run as "Kid Rock" on the ballot which just killed his electability (I think his real name is Robert Richie or something like that).

 

[Kepler]

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Unfortunately for him it looks like he can't run as "Kid Rock" on the ballot which just killed his electability (I think his real name is Robert Richie or something like that).

Am I missing something, though? I mean, Kid Rock sucked. Don't we all -- left, right, and independent -- agree with that?

Or is this like a Seinfeld could actually get elected on Long Island thing -- pandering parochialism trumps objective suckitude.

 

[joecct]

Am I missing something, though? I mean, Kid Rock sucked. Don't we all -- left, right, and independent -- agree with that?

Or is this like a Seinfeld could actually get elected on Long Island thing -- pandering parochialism trumps objective suckitude.

"Hi, I'm Jerry Seinfeld and I stand for nothing."

Landslide

 

[Rover]

Re: 115th Congress. In Bridge, Can Hearts be Trumped? In Spades!

Am I missing something, though? I mean, Kid Rock sucked. Don't we all -- left, right, and independent -- agree with that?

Or is this like a Seinfeld could actually get elected on Long Island thing -- pandering parochialism trumps objective suckitude.

I'm not sure who's buying his music or who's thinking about voting for him. Its like if the guys from Minudo or Heidi Montag decided to launch a political career.

 

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Am I missing something, though? I mean, Kid Rock sucked. Don't we all -- left, right, and independent -- agree with that?

Sadly, no. Rednecks love him - dude is 21x Platinum across his entire discography.

 

[French Rage]

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Am I missing something, though? I mean, Kid Rock sucked. Don't we all -- left, right, and independent -- agree with that?

Yeah but stiggin it.

 

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So, Roy Moore claimed earlier this week that Sharia law is happening in the Midwest.

It'd be funny if 30+% of 'Bama's voters didn't take him seriously.

 

[Handyman]

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40% of Bama voters dont know the Midwest is in America...

 

[aparch]

So, Roy Moore claimed earlier this week that Sharia law is happening in the Midwest.

It'd be funny if 30+% of 'Bama's voters didn't take him seriously.

"They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means." It's long past comical how scared these people are of anyone darker than their farmers tan.

 

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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40% of Bama voters dont know the Midwest is in America...

"You talk funny. Are you Canadian, or something?"

No joke, I've been asked that.

 

[Handyman]

Re: 115th Congress. In Bridge, Can Hearts be Trumped? In Spades!

"You talk funny. Are you Canadian, or something?"

No joke, I've been asked that.

To be honest they probably think the Midwest is close to the Mideast which is of course the home of Sharia Law...it makes sense if you just drink turpentine and beat your head against a wall. (and your wife for good measure)

 

[St. Clown]

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"You talk funny. Are you Canadian, or something?"

No joke, I've been asked that.

I've flat out told people in Florida that I was from Minnesota, and then they asked what part of Canada? I was a teenager at the time, so I may have missed some subtle joke, but I sincerely doubt it.

 

[Fighting Sioux 23]

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I've flat out told people in Florida that I was from Minnesota, and then they asked what part of Canada? I was a teenager at the time, so I may have missed some subtle joke, but I sincerely doubt it.

My dad always likes to tell the story of when he was coming home from Georgia in the mid-1980s. He was in the ticket line at the airport in Atlanta, and the airline lady asked him where he was headed to. He told her he was headed back home to North Dakota, and the lady paused for a bit and then asked "isn't that right next to Alaska?" Needless to say, my dad was a bit concerned that he would never make it home.

Also, I was just asked on Tuesday by an attorney here in Colorado of whether I was from Canada...based solely on how I said the word "about."

 

[Handyman]

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My dad always likes to tell the story of when he was coming home from Georgia in the mid-1980s. He was in the ticket line at the airport in Atlanta, and the airline lady asked him where he was headed to. He told her he was headed back home to North Dakota, and the lady paused for a bit and then asked "isn't that right next to Alaska?" Needless to say, my dad was a bit concerned that he would never make it home.

Also, I was just asked on Tuesday by an attorney here in Colorado of whether I was from Canada...based solely on how I said the word "about."

There is a "25 year old Canadian" joke in there somewhere

 

[French Rage]

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So, Roy Moore claimed earlier this week that Sharia law is happening in the Midwest.

It'd be funny if 30+% of 'Bama's voters didn't take him seriously.

We'd be remiss not to include the actual quote, which is great:

Jeff Stein: Which American communities are under Sharia law? When did they fall under Sharia law?

Roy Moore: Well, there's Sharia law, as I understand it, in Illinois, Indiana — up there. I don't know.

Jeff Stein: That seems like an amazing claim for a Senate candidate to make.

Roy Moore: Well, let me just put it this way — if they are, they are; if they're not, they're not. That doesn't matter. Oklahoma tried passing a law restricting Sharia law, and it failed. Do you know about that?

Jeff Stein: No, I don't.

Roy Moore is raping puppies. I have no proof, but if he is, he is; if he's not, he's not.

 

[Kepler]

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My dad always likes to tell the story of when he was coming home from Georgia in the mid-1980s. He was in the ticket line at the airport in Atlanta, and the airline lady asked him where he was headed to. He told her he was headed back home to North Dakota, and the lady paused for a bit and then asked "isn't that right next to Alaska?"

The greatest off the cuff witticism I ever heard was from a waitress in South Dakota in 1988. My best friend and I were driving cross-country and stopped into a diner. She asked where we were traveling and I said "We started in New York City and we're driving to San Francisco." Literally without missing a beat she said, "Well if I was you I'd have started later and I'd finish sooner."

 

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We'd be remiss not to include the actual quote, which is great:

"One o' them 'I' states..."

 

[mookie1995]

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I've flat out told people in Florida that I was from Minnesota, and then they asked what part of Canada? I was a teenager at the time, so I may have missed some subtle joke, but I sincerely doubt it.

was prolly a kidder