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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

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They installed a watergate.
 
Cop: ma'am, we found your brother's body. They did a number on the corpse. Want to help identify the body?

Me: Reese? That's Reese, and those are Reese's pieces. *sobs*
 
My neighbor banged on my door at 3 AM, asking me to keep it down and show a little respect around here.

I replied "I'm not a big Erasure fan, but anything for you!"
 
If astronauts hang out at the Space Bar, who picks up the tab? Can they escape? Can they control anything? Is there an end to this?
 
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