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Never graduate.
The market is behaving irrationally. Yeah, I know: Alert the media. All investors need to hear are the letters "A" and "I" and they just throw money at it. But the problem is that even if every investor acted rationally and refused the siren's call of an AI stock for $135, the index funds still have to buy it, within 5 or 15 days, depending on the fund. With only 5% of the stock available to purchase, and index funds mandated to buy, the price will spike (and the rest of the market will suffer as funds sell off assets to raise cash to buy SpaceX). Then after as little as 5 days, the insiders who helped Lil Hitler buy Twitter will be able to dump their stock at the inflated price, sending the stock price through the floor (and taking all those index funds - our retirement funds) with it. It will be the largest transfer of wealth in human history, and it will all go to a handful of people in a very short time.
And don't fret about poor Elmo. Yes, he can't sell his shares for 366 days, but the board just gave him an extra 1.3 billion shares as a bonus, with the stipulation that he gets the company to a $7.5 trillion valuation and a colony of 1 million people on Mars. So outlandish it will never happen in our lifetimes. Right? But he has gotten the board to sign off on his ability to use those shares as collateral so he can leverage them as if they were real. Oh, and they are Class B shares, with 10x voting power. So he has 85% voting power and only owns a fraction of that in stock.
And don't fret about poor Elmo. Yes, he can't sell his shares for 366 days, but the board just gave him an extra 1.3 billion shares as a bonus, with the stipulation that he gets the company to a $7.5 trillion valuation and a colony of 1 million people on Mars. So outlandish it will never happen in our lifetimes. Right? But he has gotten the board to sign off on his ability to use those shares as collateral so he can leverage them as if they were real. Oh, and they are Class B shares, with 10x voting power. So he has 85% voting power and only owns a fraction of that in stock.

