Kepler
Si certus es dubita
They know what they did.
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Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same
- Thread starter jericho
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They know what they did.
MissThundercat
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I'm baffled by the amount of people who don't know what erectile dysfunction is.
It's not that hard.
It's not that hard.
MissThundercat
Are the cis okay?
When I'm bored, I like to switch all the labels on my house's spice rack.
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
I feel nostalgic when I put my car in reverse.
It really takes me back.
It really takes me back.
MissThundercat
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Papa Mole, Mama Mole, and Baby Moles are in a tunnel under a grocery store.
"I smell sugar," said Papa Mole.
They walked further along. "I smell honey," said Papa Mole.
They walked a bit more. "I smell maple syrup."
After the family was past the grocery store, the Baby Moles asked Mama Mole if she could smell it too. "Yes, but not as strong," said Mama Mole.
Then Mama Mole asked the babies if they could smell anything.
"To be honest," said the babies, "all we could smell were molasses."
"I smell sugar," said Papa Mole.
They walked further along. "I smell honey," said Papa Mole.
They walked a bit more. "I smell maple syrup."
After the family was past the grocery store, the Baby Moles asked Mama Mole if she could smell it too. "Yes, but not as strong," said Mama Mole.
Then Mama Mole asked the babies if they could smell anything.
"To be honest," said the babies, "all we could smell were molasses."
MissThundercat
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What happens when Catwoman kisses Batman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
The Dark Knight Rises.
wolverineTrumpet
not particularly bad
Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
It had been ground just a few minutes ago.
It had been ground just a few minutes ago.
MissThundercat
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What did the drummer name her daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two...
Anna One, Anna Two...
MissThundercat
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No one hates my love of 1990s alt-rock more than my daughter, Glycerine, and my Black Hole Son.
MissThundercat
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The Institute of Incomplete Studies says that 8 out of 10 people.
FadeToBlack&Gold
Microlot Marxist
A parallel study was conducted with the support of the American Association of Adults with Attention Deficit-Hyperactivity Dis— hey look, butterflies!
MissThundercat
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I don't mind donating blood, but I hate all the stupid questions I get when I donate, like "where did you get all this blood?" and "why is it in a bucket?"
MissThundercat
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My Nana sent her hearing aid to get fixed.
She hasn't heard back yet.
She hasn't heard back yet.
Proud owner of that shirt, courtesy of my kids 2 father's days ago. They were 4 and 6 at the time, so although she denies it, I suspect they had an accomplice.