Iran So Far Away: 2026

[MissThundercat]

US Embassy in Riyadh tells staff and families to leave. But WWE still plans on Crown Jewel in a few weeks.

US orders embassy staff and families to leave Saudi Arabia - Türkiye Today

Washington orders all US embassy staff and their families out of Saudi Arabia, and families of embassy staff out of the UAE, Jordan, Qatar, Bahrain

www.turkiyetoday.com

 

[Kepler]

Brent crude back up over $115.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Brent crude back up over $115.

All because Joe Biden personally stopped oil production in Alaska!

Seriously. That’s what the Republicans up here say.

 

[RaceBoarder]

Sounds like there was a significant round of strikes against Iran overnight. And the chatter seems to be that there are a LOT more coming after voting concludes later today.

 

[Kepler]

All because Joe Biden personally stopped oil production in Alaska!

Seriously. That’s what the Republicans up here say.

Wait, I thought it was because that Nazi Zelenskyy invaded Russia?

 

[Kepler]

Sounds like there was a significant round of strikes against Iran overnight. And the chatter seems to be that there are a LOT more coming after voting concludes later today.

Yeah Dump told the UAE heads up he's going to turn Iran into a parking lot Wednesday.

 

[Jimjamesak]

Wait, I thought it was because that Nazi Zelenskyy invaded Russia?

Nope. Joe Biden personally stuck his hand up Mary Peltola’s ass and used her like the Liberal puppet she is to stop oil production and destroy Alaska’s jobs.

 

[Kepler]

Nope. Joe Biden personally stuck his hand up Mary Peltola’s ass and used her like the Liberal puppet she is to stop oil production and destroy Alaska’s jobs.

I can see that.