Iran So Far Away: 2026

[rufus]

Saudis and the other Middle East countries begged him to lay off, as they were the targets for any Iranian retaliation.

And TACO did what TACO does.

 

[ticapnews]

This is fine.

 

[ScoobyDoo]

No Ammo left. No Oil and Gas left. And no weapons left. All to fight a war that did not need to be fought.

Too bad he's King now.

 

[ticapnews]

No Ammo left. No Oil and Gas left. And no weapons left. All to fight a war that did not need to be fought.

Too bad he's King now.

O' beautiful, for spacious skies
Now those skies are threatening
They're beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man that we elected king

 

[Kepler]

This is fine.

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OPEC could do the funniest thing.

 

[walrus]

Mr Global says Iran and Oman have come to agreement on control of Strait and it doesn't include Taco. On that note crude prices jumped back up today. The Agreement will keep US and Israel out of the strait along with any other country that has been against Iran in the so called war. This highest average price on Aug 6th ever and he thinks we will see the highest average price ever on Labor day.

 

[LynahFan]

Mr Global says Iran and Oman have come to agreement on control of Strait and it doesn't include Taco. On that note crude prices jumped back up today. The Agreement will keep US and Israel out of the strait along with any other country that has been against Iran in the so called war. This highest average price on Aug 6th ever and he thinks we will see the highest average price ever on Labor day.

So much winning. We aren't even invited to the table to lose.

 

[aparch]

Mr Global says Iran and Oman have come to agreement on control of Strait and it doesn't include Taco. On that note crude prices jumped back up today. The Agreement will keep US and Israel out of the strait along with any other country that has been against Iran in the so called war. This highest average price on Aug 6th ever and he thinks we will see the highest average price ever on Labor day.

His video yesterday made a really good point: Iran will control the inbound traffic, Oman will control the outbound, but since thats the only way in or out, Iran essential controls all traffic by who it lets in.

 

[ticapnews]

Settle down folks, he didn't say we'd get tired of all the winning. He clearly said we'd get tired of all the whining.

And he was right.

 

[Kepler]

So much winning. We aren't even invited to the table to lose.

Saves carbon.

 

[MissThundercat]

The Iranian leaders that Trump has been speaking with... are they like the girlfriend who goes to a different school?

 

[Kepler]

Her name is Vancouver; she lives in Alberta.

 

[Bronco]

Her name is Vancouver; she lives in Alberta.

And she is sooo hot but doesn't want me to show other people her pictures.