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Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

If I were elected President the first thing I would do is tear down the fucking ballroom and rebuild the East Wing.

Then I would contract with a hotel that is NOT a Trump hotel in DC and have a more secure ballroom facility constructed.

I would undo everything he did. Just reset it. I would keep all of the infinite super powers the Court had given him until my penultimate acts, which would be to ban all executive pardons including the President's, make all campaign contributions greater than $100 per person a felony, make personally benefiting from public office a capital crime, impose universal objective mathematical redistricting on all elected offices everywhere, and then push through a new Judicial Act expanding SCOTUS to 19 members, one added each year replacing the longest serving one, with the dean automatically being CJ. I would keep the current 9 and add 10 of my own.

Then, for my final act, I would unwind the Imperial Presidency and restore checks and balances, with each branch secure within their lane and no ability of any branch to become dominant.

And if anybody peeps I'll tell them to shut up or I get rid of the Senate.

Then I would pick an otherwise unelectable brilliant Philosopher King as my VP, and I'd quit and go home and watch the Mets, just like Cincinnatus did.
 
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I am seeing reports over the lunch hour online (whether true or not) that the "shooter" at the WHCA Dinner didn't even get a shot off. The agent that was hit was hit by "friendly fire".
 
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WHAT THE ABSOLUTE F*CK??? Da Fuhrer's face will be included in a new U.S. passport design, per The Bulwark and Fox News. The State Department provided Fox this image, confirming the reporting.
 
Frankly, and maybe this will come off as nativist and silly given our (fading) superpower status, but I think it's usually a tacky and politically motivated choice to have any foreign leader, no matter how ceremonial, directly address our Congress. I hated it when they let Netan-yayhoo do it multiple times now. I didn't like it when Pope Francis did it. I didn't like it when Merkel did it. Doesn't matter who, it's always bugged me.
 

What a narcissistic shit stain. Would love to hear Charles and Camilla's conversation about the orange buffoon.
See, that's the problem with having a King. Too slow and plodding. Need a Queen who can move anywhere, at great speed and carries a lot of power.

Get Princess Charlotte on the throne.

Yes, this is a chess joke
 
See, that's the problem with having a King. Too slow and plodding. Need a Queen who can move anywhere, at great speed and carries a lot of power.

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Get me Knight. They won't know what the fuck to make of it.
 
Huh. The WHCA dinner may not have had any comedians, but the King hasn't held back with the jokes...

 
Huh. The WHCA dinner may not have had any comedians, but the King hasn't held back with the jokes...

BREAKING: Melatonin demands Disney fire King Charles for inappropriate jokes.
 
Huh. The WHCA dinner may not have had any comedians, but the King hasn't held back with the jokes...

the monarchy and aristocracy are a joke, but brit humor is always top notch
 
Well, let's see if the Supreme Court can follow through on making Trump the King by getting Comey convicted and sentenced to a firing squad. That appears to be the way things are headed.
 
The CIA watching the US slide into the same results utilizing the same guidebook that they used in Central America and Middle East in the '50s, '60s, and '70s.

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WHAT THE ABSOLUTE F*CK??? Da Fuhrer's face will be included in a new U.S. passport design, per The Bulwark and Fox News. The State Department provided Fox this image, confirming the reporting.
Saw this update this morning, Our kids are due to update theirs, we WILL NOT be renewing at the DC office (LOL!):

  • The passports will be available only for those who apply in person at the D.C. passport office starting shortly before July 4.
 
I saw today that Burgum was praising Trump with the 2027 NFL draft being held on the National Mall in Washington. All I could think of was "yeah, right. The person who was blackballed by NFL owners from owning a team played a hand in landing the NFL Draft....."
 
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