Kepler
Si certus es dubita
If I were elected President the first thing I would do is tear down the fucking ballroom and rebuild the East Wing.
Then I would contract with a hotel that is NOT a Trump hotel in DC and have a more secure ballroom facility constructed.
I would undo everything he did. Just reset it. I would keep all of the infinite super powers the Court had given him until my penultimate acts, which would be to ban all executive pardons including the President's, make all campaign contributions greater than $100 per person a felony, make personally benefiting from public office a capital crime, impose universal objective mathematical redistricting on all elected offices everywhere, and then push through a new Judicial Act expanding SCOTUS to 19 members, one added each year replacing the longest serving one, with the dean automatically being CJ. I would keep the current 9 and add 10 of my own.
Then, for my final act, I would unwind the Imperial Presidency and restore checks and balances, with each branch secure within their lane and no ability of any branch to become dominant.
And if anybody peeps I'll tell them to shut up or I get rid of the Senate.
Then I would pick an otherwise unelectable brilliant Philosopher King as my VP, and I'd quit and go home and watch the Mets, just like Cincinnatus did.
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