WISCONSIN Hockey Vol. XXIV - Craziest Season Of All Time

[ExileOnDaytonStreet]

tryin! they can still climb that mountain

They might need a new Sherpa.

 

[Dirty]

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Too bad the Nancy from Nodak only looked like he wanted to go once a linesman had a good hold of him.

"If only this guy would let me go, I'd beat you silly!"

You asked before the series who from UND would goon it up and I said Pattyn. Notice how Merch didn't challenge Pattyn to a fight until Pattyn was past him and the linesman was between him and Merch? The General would've went through Merch like crap through a goose!

 

[Gurtholfin]

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You asked before the series who from UND would goon it up and I said Pattyn. Notice how Merch didn't challenge Pattyn to a fight until Pattyn was past him and the linesman was between him and Merch? The General would've went through Merch like crap through a goose!

****ing geese and their crap. Love the tree-huggers who say that we can't eradicate them from parks and other public areas. Go to a park where they hang out and wade through their **** and then tell me we shouldn't shoot every last one of those ****ers and feed them to the poor.

 

[burd]

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****ing geese and their crap. Love the tree-huggers who say that we can't eradicate them from parks and other public areas. Go to a park where they hang out and wade through their **** and then tell me we shouldn't shoot every last one of those ****ers and feed them to the poor.

They have evil intent too, because they love greens, and the grass there is far too short for them to eat. At least you can't miss them though--big as dogshat. If I could hit a green I'd aim for them.

 

[Wisko McBadgerton]

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You asked before the series who from UND would goon it up and I said Pattyn. Notice how Merch didn't challenge Pattyn to a fight until Pattyn was past him and the linesman was between him and Merch? The General would've went through Merch like crap through a goose!

General?? More like Oswalt if Mersch had been cut loose.

 

[Dirty]

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Please. Mersch would get his arse kicked by that Gopher Weenie Rau.

 

[Wisko McBadgerton]

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Please. Mersch would get his arse kicked by that Gopher Weenie Rau.

Pfft... I can almost hear Hammer making the call: "After getting Merscherized like a cheap suit, the only thing pending for Pattyn is an ambulance ride!"


Only kidding. Hammer couldn't be clever in a billion years.

 

[Dirty]

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Pfft... I can almost hear Hammer making the call: "After getting Merscherized like a cheap suit, the only thing pending for Pattyn is an ambulance ride!"


Only kidding. Hammer couldn't be clever in a billion years.

If Mersch is anything like his teammates, Pattyn's first swing, whether it connected or not, would've sent Mikey diving to the ice and flailing about like he was having a seizure.

 

[Wisko McBadgerton]

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If Mersch is anything like his teammates, Pattyn's first swing, whether it connected or not, would've sent Mikey diving to the ice and flailing about like he was having a seizure.

I wouldn't be so sure. The Merschinary has several pounds on Oswalt. Granted, given the vast gulf between levels of education, the difference is probably mostly in the cerebellum...


Edit: Sorry... I usually do try hard to be more sensitive... The word 'cerebellum' refers to a region of the brain. Hope that helps!

 

[Gandalf the Red]

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If Mersch is anything like his teammates, Pattyn's first swing, whether it connected or not, would've sent Mikey diving to the ice and flailing about like he was having a seizure.

North Dakota fans know all about diving after watching some of the clowns on your team dive over the years like TJ Oshie and Ryan Duncan. Take off the green tinted glasses and you'll see the truth, and you might meet a nice girl and be able to move out of your mom's trailer.

 

[burd]

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I wouldn't be so sure. The Merschinary has several pounds on Oswalt. Granted, given the vast gulf between levels of education, the difference is probably mostly in the cerebellum...


Edit: Sorry... I usually do try hard to be more sensitive... The word 'cerebellum' refers to a region of the brain. Hope that helps!

Brains/hockey? What the f.....????

 

[Wisko McBadgerton]

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Brains/hockey? What the f.....????

Yeah, I know... I mean I appreciate that Nodak fans are already reading slowly. Believe me, if I could figure out how to type louder for you as well, I would.

 

[burd]

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Yeah, I know... I mean I appreciate that Nodak fans are already reading slowly. Believe me, if I could figure out how to type louder for you as well, I would.

Pichers. We like pichers.

 

[Timothy A]

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I wouldn't be so sure. The Merschinary has several pounds on Oswalt. Granted, given the vast gulf between levels of education, the difference is probably mostly in the cerebellum...

Edit: Sorry... I usually do try hard to be more sensitive... The word 'cerebellum' refers to a region of the brain. Hope that helps!

I love you.

 

[Dirty]

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Which portion of the brain is it that the paint thinner inhibits?

 

[bucky15]

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The How Bad is the UW PP Stat of the Day


Total UW PPG 8
Total PPG for Chris Bodo (Mercyhurst) 8

 

[Gandalf the Red]

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The How Bad is the UW PP Stat of the Day


Total UW PPG 8
Total PPG for Chris Bodo (Mercyhurst) 8

Chris Bodo is probably worth 7% of his team's PP...

 

[burd]

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I wouldn't be so sure. The Merschinary has several pounds on Oswalt. Granted, given the vast gulf between levels of education, the difference is probably mostly in the cerebellum...


Edit: Sorry... I usually do try hard to be more sensitive... The word 'cerebellum' refers to a region of the brain. Hope that helps!

I love you.

I, for one, am happy for you both.

 

[Wisko McBadgerton]

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Which portion of the brain is it that the paint thinner inhibits?

This is pure conjecture, but today it appears the part that controls our natural intolerance of sheep molesters in the thread.

 

[burd]

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This is pure conjecture, but today it appears the part that controls our natural intolerance of sheep molesters in the thread.

Don't know about Dirty, but all my encounters with sheep have been combleatly consentual.

Fair point about us inviting ourselves into your thread, though. Problem is North Dakota has a thread down there somewhere, but you have to frack to get to it.