bigblue_dl got this sent to him several years ago, and now he'll share it with the masses (others may have seen it already):
T'was the night before Carnival, and all through the land Not a student
was smiling, no snow was at hand. The grand month long statues all mighty
and tall Were all shrunk by the sun and looked stupid and small.
A lone senior looked on, a tear in his eye, His Carnival looked lost, it
would just pass him by The snow was all melting, awash in the streets Like
a winters wet dream, absorbed by the sheets.
When from down 41 there arose such a clatter, Like a big heavy log truck,
but louder and madder. "To Jim's" some one yelled and they all made a
dash, Leaving everything behind, except I.D.s and cash.
As the first student came, he shouted "What luck!" For no one was parked
there, but a red and white truck. When up from the masses came a deafening
cheer, for this truck was special, this truck brought them beer.
The driver was not Santa, or a cute Easter Bunny, Not even Curt Tompkins,
though that would be funny. Yes out stepped the driver, with a wink of his
eye, For everyone knew him, t'was the Budweiser Guy!!
Our Hero got out and he unlocked the locks;
for the cargo was beer and wine in a box.
In clear or dark bottles and in big kegs it came,
And as it rolled off the truck he called them by name.
Drink Molson, Drink Blatz, Drink sweet Lebatt Blue Drink Killians, Drink
Rolling Rock, drink all the best brew! Take it back to your fraternities,
take it back to your houses, Take wine for the girls, to get your hands up
their blouses!
The students drank hard all through the night; Their speech was now
slurred, they soon lost their sight. They drank like huge rock stars with
no bill to be paid; The freshmen passed out, the coeds got laid.
This Carnival was awesome, it was way above par. The students held down
Jack Daniels, they held down PER. From distillers down in Dixie to brewers
of the West; This Carnival with no snow, this Carnival was best.
Our champion in his truck, lays down on the horn; He's back on the road,
just him, No-Doze and porn. You could hear him exclaim, now that Carnival
was over, "Best wishes to all, and good luck getting sober!"