Who is Thursday night's "mystery guest speaker"?

[FreshFish]

The Republicans are trying to generate some "buzz" for Thursday night's second-most important prime speaking slot by putting in the program that the address will be delivered by To Be Announced.

I've culled the most likely candidates from what I've read and heard. Curious to hear others' thoughts.

Thanks.

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Who is Thursday night's "mystery guest speaker"?

Personally, if I got to choose who it actually would be, I'd pick Colin Powell.

For an out-of-the-box "other" I'd say Benjamin Netanyahu

 

[FreshFish]

Re: Who is Thursday night's "mystery guest speaker"?

To quote Emily Litella, "Never mind."

It's Clint the Squint Eastwood.

 

[FlagDUDE08]

Re: Who is Thursday night's "mystery guest speaker"?

Will he/she sign in on a blackboard, and will the panelists be blindfolded?

 

[Twitch Boy]

Re: Who is Thursday night's "mystery guest speaker"?

Zombie Barry Goldwater shows up and chokeslams John Boehner.