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What the Fark???

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MadTownSioux

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Apparently, you cannot say wt (the f word) anymore on USCHO.

So, I am trying to get the thread going again.

In the Socialist Empire of Madison, where 3 children (!!!) have been murdered in the past week by parents or close acquaintences, the biggest hot topic is :

The murder of Geese!

http://host.madison.com/video/page/?asset_id=101173341&genre_id=9077

What the Fark?????

The park people did this on the sly to get around the stupid protesters, and now they have to hold a 'Memorial' service!.

Wow.

I'm glad I moved out of Madison.
 
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Bwaaahaaahaaahaaaa...:D

I think they should hold another memorial service tomorrow for the ant that I stepped on this morning.

But I thought it was the People's Republic of MADison, not the Socialist Empire.:confused:
 
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I have never met a goose that I haven't wanted to kill. They're mean ****ers that **** all over everything.
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I have never met a goose that I haven't wanted to kill. They're mean ****ers that **** all over everything.
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Geese suck. I miss chasing those stupid things around on a John Deere Gator at the Coon Rapids Dam. You have wings you idiots! Just fly the eff away!
 
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bigblue_dl said:
I have never met a goose that I haven't wanted to kill. They're mean ****ers that **** all over everything.
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One of the buildings I used to work in had a man-made lake near it where geese flocked. Sometimes they'd have nests near the doors of the building and charge at people. They were completely desensitized to cars, too, so honking at them did no good when they wandered around the roads.
 
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MadTownSioux said:
Apparently, you cannot say wt (the f word) anymore on USCHO.

So, I am trying to get the thread going again.

In the Socialist Empire of Madison, where 3 children (!!!) have been murdered in the past week by parents or close acquaintences, the biggest hot topic is :

The murder of Geese!

http://host.madison.com/video/page/?asset_id=101173341&genre_id=9077

What the Fark?????

The park people did this on the sly to get around the stupid protesters, and now they have to hold a 'Memorial' service!.

Wow.

I'm glad I moved out of Madison.
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"We believe it was an undemocratic process..." That line is killing me here. Too bad she didn't comment on the human rights violations the geese no doubt suffered.

Idea: Shut up, lady.
 
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state of hockey said:
Geese suck. I miss chasing those stupid things around on a John Deere Gator at the Coon Rapids Dam. You have wings you idiots! Just fly the eff away!
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If they have young who haven't fledged yet, the adults won't leave them. The DNR took a couple families out of our pond one year by just herding them up to the back of our house and netting them.
 
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jen said:
One of the buildings I used to work in had a man-made lake near it where geese flocked. Sometimes they'd have nests near the doors of the building and charge at people. They were completely desensitized to cars, too, so honking at them did no good when they wandered around the roads.
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Conveniently, they aren't desensitized from 9-irons or number 2 shot 12 gauge shells.
 
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And you still can't say pènis on here.

Woman drugs husband, severs *****, puts in garbage disposal

Becker was arrested Monday night after allegedly drugging her husband, tying him to a bed and then cutting off his *****, reports CBS station KCBS. The man awoke as he was being attacked, say authorities.

"He was conscious when his ***** was removed," said Garden Grove police Lt. Jeff Nightengale.

Authorities say Becker then threw the sex organ into a garbage disposal and turned it on.

According to CBS station KCBS, Becker called 911 and told responding officers that her husband, whose name has not been released, "deserved it."
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My hero.

Taco Bell Employee Quits Via Sign

picture of sign

DEPEW, N.Y. -- A Taco Bell employee in New York made a bold statement in announcing they quit.

The employee left a message on the fast food restaurant's exterior sign Thursday night announcing they were leaving their position.

The sign reads, "I QUIT - ADAM / **** YOU"

A co-worker told WIVB-TV that "Adam" is a shift manager at the restaurant who wouldn't give the worker the Fourth of July off after they had worked 22 days straight, despite allowing others to have the day off.
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Here is what is wrong with my homeland :mad:

The Federal Court of Canada on Wednesday ordered Air Canada to pay $12,000 to Ottawa French-language rights crusader Michel Thibodeau in part because when he asked an English-speaking flight attendant for 7Up in May 12 of 2009, he got Sprite.
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