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What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

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Rockslide closes I-70 in Colorado through Glenwood Canyon in the Rocky Mountains.

The only available detour is 238 miles and 4 1/2 hours.
 
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Sigh. I've had enough. Beam me up.

Fox News host Pete Hegseth has confessed on air that he has not washed his hands for 10 years because "germs are not a real thing".

Speaking on Fox and Friends, Hegseth said the infectious micro-organisms did not exist because they could not be seen with the naked eye.

"I inoculate myself," added the Harvard and Princeton graduate.
 
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So my better half's homestead is all aflutter right now because Dr. Mrs.' nephew has a 18th birthday photo where he is probably casually throwing the white nationalist "OK" hand gesture (either that or he's fondling his dick), and his Mom (Dr. Mrs.' sister-in-law) posted it as "isn't he cute?", presumably unknowingly. That family side is Dumpy, so they should be clued in, but they're also AZ trailer trash with money, so they may well not.

The Dad is a public school teacher and baseball coach - probably not a good look for him.

I recommended that if somebody talks to the parents about it they should phrase it as "nobody's gonna hire him" otherwise they'll become defensive / ideological / Dumpish etc.
 
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Viral challenge going around: Google "Florida man" followed by your birthday.

I got a story about Florida Man getting shot over a parking spot.
 
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Viral challenge going around: Google "Florida man" followed by your birthday.

I got a story about Florida Man getting shot over a parking spot.

I got:

1. FLORIDA MAN THROWS TOILET THROUGH SCHOOL BOARD BUILDING WINDOW IN ILLINOIS, IS ARRESTED SITTING ON ANOTHER

2. Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in face with burrito

3. Florida man dressed in dog costume admits to having sex with his pet husky “Ember”, filming it, and posting it online
 
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