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What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

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I went through Forbes' stupid click-bait 10 worst and best cities so you don't have to. You're welcome.

Worst Cities

1. Mesa
2. Oklahoma City
3. Virginia Beach
4. Colorado Springs
5. Jacksonville
6. Arlington
7. Anaheim
8. Omaha
9. Tulsa
0. Aurora


Best Cities

1. San Francisco
2. Washington
3. Seattle
4. Oakland
5. Boston
6. Minneapolis
7. Detroit
8. New York
9. Buffalo
0. Baltimore
 
Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

aparch said:
There are 26 cities named Aurora in the US. Twitch picked up my snark of "they're all sh**holes?"
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The Aurora I know and "love" is the one in CO where that gunman did his Star Wars thing. Or The Dark Knight, I forget.

<img src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/theslenderman/images/f/fb/James-holmes.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141002012722" />



Anyway, it's a soulless hellhole of middle level managers and code monkeys from defense firms. Just think of Office Space.
 
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Kepler said:
The Aurora I know and "love" is the one in CO where that gunman did his Star Wars thing. Or The Dark Knight, I forget.

<img src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/theslenderman/images/f/fb/James-holmes.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141002012722" />



Anyway, it's a soulless hellhole of middle level managers and code monkeys from defense firms. Just think of Office Space.
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Aurora, CO, was also the city for Columbine HS.
 
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Kepler said:
Worst Cities

1. Mesa
2. Oklahoma City
3. Virginia Beach
4. Colorado Springs
5. Jacksonville
6. Arlington
7. Anaheim
8. Omaha
9. Tulsa
10. Aurora
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Most of these are indeed pretty boring and/or sh*tty. COS, Arlington, and (surprisingly) Omaha are actually a lot better than the stereotype, but still fairly conservative, yes.

Conspicuously missing from the con list - Ft. Worth (they vigorously enforce their vagrancy laws)

Kepler said:
Best Cities

4. Oakland
7. Detroit
9. Buffalo
10. Baltimore
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Because when I think "best" cities, these 4 are definitely in my Top 10. :p

Conspicuously missing from the lib list - Chicago, Portland
 
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FadeToBlack&Gold said:
Most of these are indeed pretty boring and/or sh*tty. COS, Arlington, and (surprisingly) Omaha are actually a lot better than the stereotype, but still fairly conservative, yes.

Conspicuously missing from the con list - Ft. Worth (they vigorously enforce their vagrancy laws)



Because when I think "best" cities, these 4 are definitely in my Top 10. :p

Conspicuously missing from the lib list - Chicago, Portland
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My brother lives in Oakland. It's f-cking paradise. But, you know, blacks, so middle America says "ew! A-scurred!"

Buffalo threw me, though. Not at all my idea of a liberal city.
 
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